I bet somebody needs to change their shorts!!

Jarwa

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<< I bet somebody needs to change their shorts!! >> Got that sh!t right!! ;)
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Can you imagine if that went off? :Q
I can just see it now...
"hey boss... remember that two-ton you wanted me to load onto the bomber? Well... it didn't quite make it and I kinda... sorta.... blew up the entire loading dock and the bomber with it."

nik
 

FoBoT

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what is that?

military dudes don't carry bombs around on forklifts half sticking out of a crate, with no restraints

is it fotochop?
or a mockup/hollywierd movie thingy?

:confused:
 

ragazzo

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looks like a photoshop job to me. forklift's fork is too short. bomb crate would've tipped over.
 

thebestMAX

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No problem!

This guys is using the "F*ck up and get ahead" method of getting promoted. He is a shoe in next go round now. Probably make him 2 stripes at least.
 

Red Dawn

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<< looks like a photoshop job to me. forklift's fork is too short. bomb crate would've tipped over. >>

Dude, the world looks like a Photoshop job to you!
 

Red Dawn

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<< Haha red dawn thats awesome, how the hell did u find that pic? >>

Hard OCP
 

MichaelD

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Nice. I'll bet the dude driving the forklift saw his whole life flash before his very eyes. He prolly sat there in the seat for a good five minutes, shaking...and feeling that awful, spreading-liquid-heat thing. :p
 

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<< Can you imagine if that went off? :Q
I can just see it now...
"hey boss... remember that two-ton you wanted me to load onto the bomber? Well... it didn't quite make it and I kinda... sorta.... blew up the entire loading dock and the bomber with it."

nik
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The only flaw being he would have went with it.......so unless he was talking from the grave, ain't gonna happen :)
 

propellerhead

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Back in my old USAF days, I worked in a shop that took care of nuclear cruise missiles. One of the guys in our shop was told to go pick up the training warhead from the outside storage building. So, Airman John Doe fires up the forklift, drives out to the storage area, picks up the small crate with the forks, then realizes he didn't bring tie-down straps. Crap. Instead of driving all the way back to the shop for straps, he decides to wing it and drive back with the training warhead in the crate sitting on the forks. Coming around one turn, he hits a bump and the crate bounces off the forks. The crate cracks open and this dummy nuclear warhead goes rolling down the street.... right up to a USAF Security Police truck. The two sky cops sitting in the truck knew what the warheads looked like, but they didn't know which ones were trainers. Man, I would've paid to see the look on those two cops! True story...

 

Supermercado

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Are you sure that's not a Photoshop job? It looks to me like the door that's visible over the top of the cage of the forklift doesn't continue down below where you should be able to see it through the cage.
 

hoihtah

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nice

if this is a real thing...
then i'd say that the person has more than pants to change.

how about a new job?
 

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<< Nice. I'll bet the dude driving the forklift saw his whole life flash before his very eyes. He prolly sat there in the seat for a good five minutes, shaking...and feeling that awful, spreading-liquid-heat thing. :p >>



Only if he was wearing his seat belt. More than likely he shot forward and ate the rack because he wasn't buckled in.
 

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<< Nice. I'll bet the dude driving the forklift saw his whole life flash before his very eyes. He prolly sat there in the seat for a good five minutes, shaking...and feeling that awful, spreading-liquid-heat thing. :p >>



Only if he was wearing his seat belt. More than likely he shot forward and ate the rack because he wasn't buckled in.
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thats a forklift, not a ferrari. They are not quick at the best of times, and carrying a 3,000lb bomb doesnt help. It looks as those he just couldnt see where he was going. Notice the bomb is at eye level.
 

Harvey

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That's just one of the military's newest procurements, known as the AG-624 Adrenalin Generator. ;)
 

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<< Nice. I'll bet the dude driving the forklift saw his whole life flash before his very eyes. He prolly sat there in the seat for a good five minutes, shaking...and feeling that awful, spreading-liquid-heat thing. :p >>



Only if he was wearing his seat belt. More than likely he shot forward and ate the rack because he wasn't buckled in.
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thats a forklift, not a ferrari. They are not quick at the best of times, and carrying a 3,000lb bomb doesnt help. It looks as those he just couldnt see where he was going. Notice the bomb is at eye level.
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So are you saying that when it hit the pavement he didn't come out of his seat. I wasn't talking about it being speedy goober.
 

Red Dawn

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I'm sure those things have to be armed before they go off. Well I'm not 100% sure. I'm not even sure if it's a photoshop job or not. I just saw the pic and thought it was worth linking.