I beat my GF at uno and she's crying like a little b**ch (degenerated into TWO worthless flamefests)

Lucky

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502-490, and shes crying like a little baby on my bed right now, wailing "i lose at everything" and that I "cheated" by holding my cards under the table so she couldnt see what I had.

whiny little snot nosed women. :|
 

dionx

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you are suppossed to let your gf win every once in awhile. heck, i even let my friends win sometimes whether it be console games, pc games, or sports.
 

Lucky

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i couldnt help it. i went out with 5 reverses and 1 regular card, all in one turn.

i let her win once last night. poor loser.
 

Lucky

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<< whiny little snot nosed women


:Q I'm surprised you have a gf
>>




shes extremely co-dependent and wouldnt break up with me even if I cheated on her (again).
 

Killbat

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"shes extremely co-dependent and wouldnt break up with me even if I cheated on her (again)."


:|
 

monk3y

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<< shes extremely co-dependent and wouldnt break up with me even if I cheated on her (again). >>

Glad you have that much confidence... I feel bad for her :(
 

Geekbabe

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<<

<< whiny little snot nosed women


:Q I'm surprised you have a gf
>>




shes extremely co-dependent and wouldnt break up with me even if I cheated on her (again).
>>



co-dependency is a game that takes two to play-perhaps you realise you wouldn't last longer than a snowball in Texas with a woman who had some self-esteem ? Just a random thought :)
 

StageLeft

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<<

<< shes extremely co-dependent and wouldnt break up with me even if I cheated on her (again). >>

Glad you have that much confidence... I feel bad for her :(
>>



I also feel bad for her. Sounds like you don't deserve a woman!
 

Lucky

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<<

<< shes extremely co-dependent and wouldnt break up with me even if I cheated on her (again). >>

Glad you have that much confidence... I feel bad for her :(
>>




bah, its a fact. Im the best BF this girl has ever had in spite of my flaws. You begin to take women for granted when their whole life revolves around you.
 

pulse8

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It's nice of you to take advantage of someone like that. Everyone should be like you. :disgust:
 

N8Magic

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<< and that I "cheated" by holding my cards under the table so she couldnt see what I had. >>



Aren't you the ATOT resident gambler/high roller?

You probably DID cheat. Card counter! :p
 

Lucky

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and mind you, the cheating comment was only to show that were I to cheat on her again (I dont plan to) that she is so co-dependent on me she wouldnt do much about it.
 

Lucky

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<<

<< and that I "cheated" by holding my cards under the table so she couldnt see what I had. >>



Aren't you the ATOT resident gambler/high roller?

You probably DID cheat. Card counter! :p
>>




I tried counting cards, but Im no good when there's more than one deck. UNO only serves to confuse me more with all the different word cards. She the dumb one, she chose to keep her cards above the table.
 

brnbngls

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Next he'll be telling us how he beats her if she doesn't bring his beer fast enough. What a yutz. Hopefully she'll wake up and leave your sorry ass.
 

Lucky

Lifer
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<< It's nice of you to take advantage of someone like that. Everyone should be like you. :disgust: >>




how did i take advantage of her in a game of UNO? Was I cheating?
 

UberNeuman

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<< and shes crying like a little baby on my bed right now, wailing "i lose at everything" and that I "cheated" by holding my cards under the table so she couldnt see what I had. >>



Dare I?
 

Lucky

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<< Next he'll be telling us how he beats her if she doesn't bring his beer fast enough. What a yutz. Hopefully she'll wake up and leave your sorry ass. >>




Sorry, I dont do that kind of crap. I take very good care of my GF. I pay her utility bills, pay her credit card bills, spent $500 on her for xmas, and buy her flowers nearly every week.