I beat my dog

[88keys]

some eggs. He wouldn't eat, so I beat em up and now he'll eat the eggs.

 

[ThinClient]

lol

 

[shortylickens]

I beat my snake.

 

[datalink7]

I beat my snake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSGmGbX9BA

 

[mrjminer]

Hovering over thread titles ruined this one for me!

 

[alkemyst]

is this about the dogs ovaries?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

DOGGIE!

We have cats, but the plan is actually for omelets tonight, incidentally.

 

[HN]

 

[pete6032]

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I expected some criminal activity... Left disappointed. 8/10