- Jul 29, 2004
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uugh I feel like ******, my close relatives and I ate an 18lb turkey along with all the usual fixings, mashed/sweet potatoes, green beens, stuffing, and gravy. Now let me narrow the amount of food each person ate, my 90 year old grandpa ate a slice of turkey, my mom had a couple slices of turkey but mostly the other stuff and my aunt had the same. My dad ate 2 servings worth of turkey and site plates and my uncle had the same amount. Keep in mind now, this is the first real meal I have eaten in 2 months because the dorm food at college is horrible, I usually end up eating easy mac or romin.
Me on the other had, focused on mashed potatoes and turkey. That was the first serving, the next 10 servings were turkey, roungly the whole plate full of turkey (plate the size of fine china, um 10" diameter). That equates to ~11lb of turkey myself
my stomache has grown from being somewhat flat to being the size of a large cantelope (melon?). I have not thrown up yet but have a constant stomache ache, and constantly sweating. Dear god my morning visit to the bathroom is going to be hell.
cliffs:
ate too much turkey
feeling effects of it now, ie stomache aches, and sweating.
dread tomorrows crapping
Me on the other had, focused on mashed potatoes and turkey. That was the first serving, the next 10 servings were turkey, roungly the whole plate full of turkey (plate the size of fine china, um 10" diameter). That equates to ~11lb of turkey myself
my stomache has grown from being somewhat flat to being the size of a large cantelope (melon?). I have not thrown up yet but have a constant stomache ache, and constantly sweating. Dear god my morning visit to the bathroom is going to be hell.cliffs:
ate too much turkey
feeling effects of it now, ie stomache aches, and sweating.
dread tomorrows crapping
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