I ate my first Slim Jim...

stevens

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The last time i ate a slim jim was like 7 years ago and after i finished it i felt bad so i went to the bathroom and puked my guts out. So i havent had one since.
 

JimmyEatWorld

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makes your burps taste funny...

its like I always say....

WHY FART AND WASTE IT......WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT

:):):):):)
 

J0hnny

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ACk, slim jims are terrible. I like beef jerky, but slim jims...ACCCCCCCKKKKKK
 

Eli

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Slim Jims are worse than hotdogs and sausage..

And that's pretty bad. :Q
 

NFS4

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SLIM JIMS ROCK!!

I have two cans of them on my desk right now. Yummmmmmmmmm :p
 

RossMAN

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Now the slim jim is in your intestinal trac and will be taking the loooooooong scenic route, it'll be there for a few years until you ... it out or get an ... or have someone ... it out.
 

boyRacer

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I ate a couple of slim jims in a row... because there was nothing else to eat... but just read the ingredients... something there about "mechanically separated chicken" makes me wanna... :eek:
 

SuperSix

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Slim Jims are great.. Scary thing tho.. just keep chewing and chewing, you'll end up with a small chewed-up ball of the plastic that covers them. :D

I cna eat a whole can in one sitting. :p
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: Eli
Slim Jims are worse than hotdogs and sausage..

And that's pretty bad. :Q


Slim Jim's are what hotdogs and sausage turn into after the expiration date. :D
 

LordMaul

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Eli
Slim Jims are worse than hotdogs and sausage..

And that's pretty bad. :Q


Slim Jim's are what hotdogs and sausage turn into after the expiration date. :D

Yeah, rotten lips and assholes, instead of new cuts. :D
 

Evadman

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LMAO @ Maul :)

I like Slim Jims. Hell, I like anything seasoned right and shoved in a casing.
 

Mustangrrl

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I had one like ten years ago and it left a greasy film on the roof of my mouth. That was utterly disgusting.
~robyn
 

Kadarin

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I've never had one, but aren't they sort of like the pepperoni sticks you get a 7-11? You know, the ones where when you squeeze 'em yellow oily goop comes out?
 

murphy55d

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I've never had one, but aren't they sort of like the pepperoni sticks you get a 7-11? You know, the ones where when you squeeze 'em yellow oily goop comes out?

blech
 

Miramonti

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I prefer straight lard myself, but when I'm all out of that I go for the Slim Jim. :)