I ate like a ravenous animal at work today

[Sacotool]

During my shift, I ate a plate of ziti from the cafeteria, 2 cheeseburgers from the vending machines, a package of Yankee Doodles, a package of Ring Dings, a package of Devil Dogs, and three 20 oz cokes. All this over the course of my 8 hour shift! Now I feel like crap

 

[Regine]

Maybe you're pregnant

 

[yiwonder]

Have you learned a lesson?

 

[enginjon]

You have cheeseburgers in a vending machine???? how does that work... never seen it before

 

[Sacotool]

Yeah the machine has all kinds of food. The burgers are like the kinds you can get at a 7eleven. It sells soup, sandwiches, burgers, yogurt, etc.

 

[SaX0N]

heheheh i want one of those machines... it can go about 50cm from my computer desk
then i could live the life of luxury i have always wanted

 

[SSP]

Just remember one thing... Toilet paper is your friend.

 

[enginjon]

I'd make sure you have some Tums, or Rolaids, or some other antacid around, in case you wake up in the middle of the night with mad heartburn

 

[tim0thy]

man, if you start laying mad farts, i'm logging off!

 

[Sacotool]

lol! Nope I haven't had any gas all night

 

[tim0thy]

*whew!* ... last thing i want to see is you looking like this hehe

 

[viper007]

I bet your really fat!!