I ate a peach this morning.

[yllus]

It screamed for mercy. I gave it none.

 

[K1052]

millions of peaches, peaches for me

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: yllus
It screamed for mercy. I gave it none.

i saw a woman in a short skirt this morning at Sheetz. She looked really good from behind but i think she was a butter face.

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: K1052
millions of peaches, peaches for me

little dune buggy!

 

[mooglekit]

millions of peaches, peaches for free

 

[Lola]

Mmmmm.... the best think in the world is eating a juicy ripe sun-warmed peach. When you bite into the flesh it is so sweet the nectar drips down your chin! That is pure exstacy! I wish it were summer.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Mmmmm.... the best think in the world is eating a juicy ripe sun-warmed peach. When you bite into the flesh it is so sweet the nectar drips down your chin! That is pure exstacy! I wish it were summer.

that made me turgid! :Q

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Mmmmm.... the best think in the world is eating a juicy ripe sun-warmed peach. When you bite into the flesh it is so sweet the nectar drips down your chin! That is pure exstacy! I wish it were summer.

tell us more........

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: yllus
It screamed for mercy. I gave it none.

For some reason, that seems poetic to me.. But then again, this is considered a poem:

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

-- William Carlos Williams



I tend to believe it's more of a note that was left.. and then ended up in a box of memoirs somewhere.. and then some assh0le decided to sell it.. and another assh0le bought it and paid too much for it.. so he decided to tell everyone it was poetry.. something like that.

Screw you, OP.. I hate you. Dammit.. I need to go back on ritalin sorry I didn't mean it. But you shouldn't have made me realize that with what you just posted.

 

[JRich]

I thought of the movie "Face Off" for some reason.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Were you listening to the Allman Brothers?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: JRich
I thought of the movie "Face Off" for some reason.

Hahah me too

"Peach, I could eat a peach for hours"

 

[harobikes333]

......right

 

[rivan]

I gave the same treatment to an asian pear this morning. NO MERCY.

 

[DarkThinker]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Mmmmm.... the best think in the world is eating a juicy ripe sun-warmed peach. When you bite into the flesh it is so sweet the nectar drips down your chin! That is pure exstacy! I wish it were summer.

Oh, .... well thanks a lot LolaWiz, I just got these pants yesterday.

DarkThinker

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Mmmmm.... the best think in the world is eating a juicy ripe sun-warmed peach. When you bite into the flesh it is so sweet the nectar drips down your chin! That is pure exstacy! I wish it were summer.

Thanks for the laugh, I actually lol'd at work!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: mooglekit
millions of peaches, peaches for free

LOOK OUT!!

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Mmmmm.... the best think in the world is eating a juicy ripe sun-warmed peach. When you bite into the flesh it is so sweet the nectar drips down your chin! That is pure exstacy! I wish it were summer.

I do that year round

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

Originally posted by: yllus
It screamed for mercy. I gave it none.

For some reason, that seems poetic to me.. But then again, this is considered a poem:

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

-- William Carlos Williams



I tend to believe it's more of a note that was left.. and then ended up in a box of memoirs somewhere.. and then some assh0le decided to sell it.. and another assh0le bought it and paid too much for it.. so he decided to tell everyone it was poetry.. something like that.

Screw you, OP.. I hate you. Dammit.. I need to go back on ritalin sorry I didn't mean it. But you shouldn't have made me realize that with what you just posted.

Oh my gosh.. i have not read that poem in years and right when i read it... i remembered it all!

 

[Jeff7]

Dammit yllus, if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it too?






Post something RANDOM indeed.

 

[Tencntraze]

Eat a peach

 

[Fritzo]

As I bit into the peach, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a peach at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
As I bit into the peach, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a peach at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!