I amz teh anti funniez

narzy

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<narzy>I went to the drug store today to pick up some much needed items
<narzy>I walked up to the counter, layed down 2 20pack boxes of condoms 2 tubes KY jelly and a box of preperation-H
<narzy>the girl behind the register was real shifty ringing the stuff up
 

narzy

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seriously, 2 boxes of condoms, 2 tubes of KY jelly, and a box of preperation H, and you don't get it, dear god I'm starting to think some of us on these boards are a bit thick in the head...


it would appear that someone was preparing for a huge gay fest...the catch is, being drunk that someone intended to buy gum.

I thought buyin the goods would be funny enough...damn my immature mind!
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: narzy
it would appear that someone was preparing for a huge gay fest...the catch is, being drunk that someone intended to buy gum.

WTF does that have to do with a huge gay-fest? Your joke is unfunny.
 

Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: narzy
it would appear that someone was preparing for a huge gay fest...the catch is, being drunk that someone intended to buy gum.

WTF does that have to do with a huge gay-fest? Your joke is unfunny.
I guess the preperation-H was supposed to imply that. Still not very funny. Sorry.
 

KeyserSoze

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You're the OPPOSITE of funny. You're the anti-funny. If there was a town called "UnFunny", you would be mayor.

Ok...I think I'm done. :p




KeyserSoze
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
You're the OPPOSITE of funny. You're the anti-funny. If there was a town called "UnFunny", you would be mayor.

Ok...I think I'm done.

hahahahah
 

boyRacer

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ok i get the gayfest thingy because of the preparation H but i dont get the rest... wherever the punchline is.
 

narzy

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thats it, I quit, its alot funnier when I tell it in person, just doesn't come across right in type. sorry.
 

narzy

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if you don't get it, ask your self, what combined uses are there for condoms, ky jelly, and peperation-H that doesn't include a female? and ky jelly bombs are not on the list...
 

narzy

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
You're the OPPOSITE of funny. You're the anti-funny. If there was a town called "UnFunny", you would be mayor.

Ok...I think I'm done. :p




KeyserSoze

sweet I would be a fvckin mayor of a town! move me to unfunnyville USA please!
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: narzy
if you don't get it, ask your self, what combined uses are there for condoms, ky jelly, and peperation-H that doesn't include a female? and ky jelly bombs are not on the list...

Dude, we understand the use of condoms and KY - what the hell does you drinknig and wanting gum have to do with anything? You had a couple beers so you decided to turn gay and have an orgy instead of gum? WTF? :confused:
 

narzy

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: narzy
if you don't get it, ask your self, what combined uses are there for condoms, ky jelly, and peperation-H that doesn't include a female? and ky jelly bombs are not on the list...

Dude, we understand the use of condoms and KY - what the hell does you drinknig and wanting gum have to do with anything? You had a couple beers so you decided to turn gay and have an orgy instead of gum? WTF? :confused:

I decided that before I started drinking, but thats not important...;)


took it out, fixed now, however still not funny.
 

boyRacer

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Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: narzy
if you don't get it, ask your self, what combined uses are there for condoms, ky jelly, and peperation-H that doesn't include a female? and ky jelly bombs are not on the list...

Dude, we understand the use of condoms and KY - what the hell does you drinknig and wanting gum have to do with anything? You had a couple beers so you decided to turn gay and have an orgy instead of gum? WTF? :confused:

I decided that before I started drinking, but thats not important...;)


took it out, fixed now, however still not funny.

Ok now your joke turned into a homosexual post... which makes it like every other thread in this forum. :D