I am thinking of opening a "Butterslide".

Aquaman

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I am thinking of opening a "Butterslide". It's like a waterslide but when you get at the bottom you can have fresh toast or lobster. Also maybe a ketchup hot tub........ that will make people want to order fries.

Does anyone know of a good supplier of butter or ketchup?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Brutuskend

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Will this slide operate on melted butter, or will people be sliding down on large butter patties?
 

Aquaman

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Will this slide operate on melted butter, or will people be sliding down on large butter patties?

Either or............. it's your choice :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Xionide

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Oh god, this reminds me. When I was little I went on this slip n' slide where one of the parents put cooking oil on it to make things slicker. The itching in my asshole was the most intense yet horrible exierence in my life.
 

Aquaman

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Oh god, this reminds me. When I was little I went on this slip n' slide where one of the parents put cooking oil on it to make things slicker. The itching in my asshole was the most intense yet horrible exierence in my life.

:Q

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Semidevil

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yes, butter then ketuchup then fries. hopefully the fries will make you want to get a burger, and the burger will make you want to get a coke, and then, you will want to supersize it, and then, you will want a side salad to go with that, and after that, it will make you want to put some ranch on the salad, which will make you want to add some bufallo wings to that ranch, and with the hot wings, you will want to get some side of ribs, which will make you want to get some steak, which will make you take a dump, and then, after that, you will come back, and continue, but this time, with chinese food, and then, some ice cream.

done!

I think this will make a good business............
 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: Semidevil
yes, butter then ketuchup then fries. hopefully the fries will make you want to get a burger, and the burger will make you want to get a coke, and then, you will want to supersize it, and then, you will want a side salad to go with that, and after that, it will make you want to put some ranch on the salad, which will make you want to add some bufallo wings to that ranch, and with the hot wings, you will want to get some side of ribs, which will make you want to get some steak, which will make you take a dump, and then, after that, you will come back, and continue, but this time, with chinese food, and then, some ice cream.

done!

I think this will make a good business............

and you can have butter on the burgers! mmm.... butterburgers...
 

Siva

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Anyone remember the Pie slide from What Would You Do?

Now that was a ride.