i am so sick of the viagra and cialis commercials

Maetryx

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I like feminine napkin commercials. Apparently women go beach swimming and horseback riding every 28 days.
 

Riprorin

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Probably not for long. If you need Viagara or Cialis, you probably have problems with your plumbing.

If you don't want this fate and you're a smoker, quit asap.
 

CHfan4ever

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Viagra is a threath to our society.You can buy it easily, and people in club, aged from 25-30 years buy it to have an much harder erection.( at also stay on very long ).

Viagra was ment to the old people, age 50+..not the young adult.
 

ohtwell

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I'm getting tired of all those fvcking Enzyte commercials. Those things are annoying.


: ) Amanda
 

Originally posted by: Riprorin
Probably not for long. If you need Viagara or Cialis, you probably have problems with your plumbing.

If you don't want this fate and you're a smoker, quit asap.
Mr. Reeves is that you?
 

Phokus

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Originally posted by: ifesfor
Viagra is a threath to our society.You can buy it easily, and people in club, aged from 25-30 years buy it to have an much harder erection.( at also stay on very long ).

Viagra was ment to the old people, age 50+..not the young adult.

Wait a minute, you can last longer with viagra?

(goes out and buys some via... blue pills) :D
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: ifesfor
Viagra is a threath to our society.You can buy it easily, and people in club, aged from 25-30 years buy it to have an much harder erection.( at also stay on very long ).

Viagra was ment to the old people, age 50+..not the young adult.
They'll get their just-deserts soon; one day they'll find out they've been using Viagra so long that they can't go about it the normal way anymore.:p

PS Does anyone have a clue what the frack Enzyte and Cialis even do? "once-a-day tablet for natual male enhancments" is about as descriptive as calling a Big Mac "food"
 

Modeps

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Originally posted by: ifesfor
Viagra is a threath to our society.You can buy it easily, and people in club, aged from 25-30 years buy it to have an much harder erection.( at also stay on very long ).

Viagra was ment to the old people, age 50+..not the young adult.

How the heck does that make it a threat to society? If anything, it'll make all these uptight b!tches, well.. more relaxed.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: ifesfor
Viagra is a threath to our society.You can buy it easily, and people in club, aged from 25-30 years buy it to have an much harder erection.( at also stay on very long ).

Viagra was ment to the old people, age 50+..not the young adult.

I hear the real reason that clubber take viagra is so they can have sex while they're high on coke or X. Normally when you take those things you're high as a kite but your shlongage goes limp. With the Viagra, they can get it up while they're high.
 

silverpig

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The thing I hate is they don't actually tell you what it does. It's okay with Viagra because everyone knows what it does, but there are commercials all the time on TV that advertise a drug.

"Ask your doctor about methropol."

Geez. What do I say? "Hey doc, what's the dilly-o with this methropol stuff?"

What's worse is when they get to the side-effects.

"Side effects include: dizzyness, nausea, heart irregularities, possible bone deformities, headaches, sleeplessness, drowsyness, chonic bleeding of the rectum, and skin discoloration. Women who are pregnant should not take methropol."

I mean geez, bone deformities? WTF is this stuff supposed to cure?
 

Riprorin

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Riprorin
Probably not for long. If you need Viagara or Cialis, you probably have problems with your plumbing.

If you don't want this fate and you're a smoker, quit asap.
Mr. Reeves is that you?

I'm not sure what that means.

Impotence is caused by local artery dysfunction and is an early sign of heart and vascular disease.

As far as smoking:

WARNING: SMOKING CAUSES MALE SEXUAL IMPOTENCE
 

Landroval

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The worst commercials are the ones where a mother and daughter have an intimate conversation about feminine hygeine products -- it really, really, really is creepy. Also diaper commercials where they show a child swimming :thumbsdown: