i am single for valentines day

[Mixolydian]

Kill yourself.







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esquared
Anandtech Forum Director

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Kill yourself.

this

 

[DaTT]

Try to complete the "Perfect Circle" by sucking your own dinky.

 

[Ns1]

tits or gtfo

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

oh shit im a golden member now! look out world

 

[Red Squirrel]

Valentine's day is just another day for me. Most of these holidays are probably just made up by the card companies like Hallmark so people buy from them more often.

 

[mmntech]

Suicide booth?

 

[zinfamous]

oh shit im a golden member now! look out world

time for the shower!

 

[lxskllr]

Get a cat. Some pussy will cheer you up.

 

[mmntech]

Get a cat. Some pussy will cheer you up.

Get a dog and some peanut butter.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So am I. I've been single all of my life and will likely remain this way unless some desperate overweight 30-something at my future place of work corners me and in my virginal weakness I submit and impregnate her, committing me to a life of paying for her cake.