- Jul 21, 2001
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I've done something deplorable, and now I am ready to die. I sat through 30 minutes of the Anna Nicole Smith Show. The best way to describe it, is like a train wreck: it's horrible, but you have to look (I think I read that here somewhere).
[Possible spoilers......and reading this may make you lose faith in cable television.....if you haven't already]
Anna Nicole Smith spends the first 10 minutes of the show asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, while a long lost toothless cousin begs to meet her. Anna crankily denies her request and then wakes up to eat donut holes with strawberry milk, still laying on the couch. Before her lawyer fetches her food, he dutifully asks, "You want the donuts or the donut holes?" Later she grants her cousin's request and has dinner with her, while listening to a detailed story about the cousin's doctor exam. The cousin weeps uncontrollably and says, "I love you" about a thousand times as Anna drives away. Anna makes an appearance on the Jay Leno show. After the show, she comments about 6 times in her limo, about how she wants to eat a pickle. They soon find her a pickle to eat.
I feel like my IQ has dropped 50 points after watching the show. This is what happens at 1:30am when nothing else is on TV. How, dear Lord, does this person have her own TV show. I don't understand how she doesn't realize that every person who ever watches this show, has an even lower opinion of her than what they originally had.
Forget nuclear weapons....if you want to go to war with a country, air the Anna Nicole Smith show with subtitles overseas. Suicide rates will soar and the rest of the people will gouge their eyes out......as I am doing right now.
[Possible spoilers......and reading this may make you lose faith in cable television.....if you haven't already]
Anna Nicole Smith spends the first 10 minutes of the show asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, while a long lost toothless cousin begs to meet her. Anna crankily denies her request and then wakes up to eat donut holes with strawberry milk, still laying on the couch. Before her lawyer fetches her food, he dutifully asks, "You want the donuts or the donut holes?" Later she grants her cousin's request and has dinner with her, while listening to a detailed story about the cousin's doctor exam. The cousin weeps uncontrollably and says, "I love you" about a thousand times as Anna drives away. Anna makes an appearance on the Jay Leno show. After the show, she comments about 6 times in her limo, about how she wants to eat a pickle. They soon find her a pickle to eat.
I feel like my IQ has dropped 50 points after watching the show. This is what happens at 1:30am when nothing else is on TV. How, dear Lord, does this person have her own TV show. I don't understand how she doesn't realize that every person who ever watches this show, has an even lower opinion of her than what they originally had.
Forget nuclear weapons....if you want to go to war with a country, air the Anna Nicole Smith show with subtitles overseas. Suicide rates will soar and the rest of the people will gouge their eyes out......as I am doing right now.
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