How, exactly, have you personally been injured by this alleged negligence on the part of the federal government? Unless you are prepared to show that, be prepared to lose. As you will learn if you seriously pursue this silliness, you will first have to file an administrative claim under the Federal Tort Claims Act. Once your claim has been denied, or six months have elapsed, you may file suit in any federal district court. The thing is, no self-respecting attorney will agree to represent you, which will pretty much completely hamstring your suit.
I do not see you on the editorial staff of the Bruin - is there some reason you have included their URL in your signature?