I am pissed... Sprained both ankles at the same time last night!

[Mister T]

Has this ever happened to anyone?

So I was drinking last night
On the way out of a bar, I missed the 3 stairs and I managed to sprain both ankles...
A homeless guy outside the bar came over and helped me up.... lol

I guess I had too much to drink:

2 Long Island Iced Teas
1 Bass Ale
5 Gin and Tonics
13-15 shots of Baby Guiness and Slippery nipples.... don't remember exactly how many of each

over about 3 hours

 

[Carbo]

Good. You deserved it. Let me guess...........you had a fun drive home, too??

 

[Yoshitoshi]

hehe.. I broke my foot once running to the doner kebab van one Christmas eve - sobered up pretty quick I can tell you. The taxi driver had to carry me from the cab to my front door, my folks were well pissed off having to take me to casualty on Christmas morning.

Then I did exactly the same thing seven months later (to the hour).

Yoshi (FOOL)

 

[MeanMeosh]

<< Good. You deserved it. Let me guess...........you had a fun drive home, too?? >>



what the hell? how do you know that he didnt have a designated driver or didnt catch a ride/taxicab home? its guys like you who destroy efforts of designated drivers like me... man, what's the point of partying a night with friend and not touching a drink just to make sure they all get home safe when people like you put them down anyway?

<--- has been designated driver for as long as he can remember when going clubbing.

 

[Mister T]

<< Good. You deserved it. Let me guess...........you had a fun drive home, too?? >>



I took a cab home.
Please explain how did I deserved getting hurt?

 

[911paramedic]

LOFL

I had a going away party when I was going into the navy (back in '84) and we were all drunk and ended up at a tennis court across the street. I tried to jump the net, LMAO, caught my foot on it, fell and broke my elbow. My entry into the navy got delayed for four months because of that...

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

hahahhaha

jackass


That sucks man. I've done some dumb stuff drunk, nothing permanent though *knock wood* Hope you get better soon.

 

[HappyFace]

I could see you trying to explain to the Navy office. "Sir, in a drunk stupor I tripped on a tennis net and snapped my elbow." :Q Crazi.