I am picking out a

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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for youuuuuuu... :music:

I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too."

:music: <= click
 

Slacker

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say.....

"I slit the sheet,
the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit."

There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.
 

Quasmo

Diamond Member
Jul 7, 2004
9,630
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I was born a poor back child...
He hates these cans! He Hates these cans!
The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here! I'm a somebody!

"DAMN THESE GLASSES!!!" "Yes Sir... I damn thee!"