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I am now officially an Intarweb creep.

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FrustratedUser

Lifer
LOL,

Just had some fun chatting with this girl. It went really good and we ended up talking about sex and stuff.
The convo turned hotter and a hook-up was on the way so it went on until body measurements came up....

Her: So I think you sound really hot and cute. What are you like?
Me: 5'6" @ 312 lbs. I like to be on top.
Her: :Q

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Short People


Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

 
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