I am having a Thursday and it is only Tuesday.

[Spydermag68]

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

 

[pontifex]

I'm happier than a necrophiliac in a morgue.

 

[moshquerade]

you're one sandwich short of a picnic.

 

[JayMassive]

"Whoever invented *insert really item here* should be drug out into the street and shot."

 

[KarmaPolice]

"Its good to be the King"

 

[George P Burdell]

Sorry to rain on your parade