I am going to be Harry Caray for Halloween.

PizzaDude

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I have decided I am going to be the legendary Harry Caray for Halloween and I need to find out where I can get some fake/non-prescription(plastic preferably) eyeglasses to go with my costume.

Any ideas?
 

Nik

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If you Google for "halloween costume" you'll get literally hundreds of websites offering everything from full suits to the tiniest of accessories.
 

PizzaDude

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Originally posted by: GuideBot
If you Google for "halloween costume" you'll get literally hundreds of websites offering everything from full suits to the tiniest of accessories.

Need I say I've done the obvious?
 

KLin

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Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Colin: What?

Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?

Colin: I don't know.

Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? [some applause and cheers]

Colin: [complying] I guess so.

Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails.