I am experiencing these problems with Windows...

VBboy

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+ Memory leaks
+ Wild pointers
+ Hash-table collisions
+ Lost clusters
+ Erased files
+ Broken links
+ Misalligned images
+ Coarse textures
+ Faulty Mip-Mapping
+ Buffer overruns
+ Buffer underruns
+ Disk-heads crashes
+ Line surges and spikes
+ Missing drivers
+ Register overflows and underflows
+ Misconfigured .ini files
+ Corrupted registry entries
+ Miscolored texels
+ Spelling and grammar errors
+ Out-of-bound packets
+ Out-of-date config files
+ T&SR programs unloading
+ Mismanaged priority queues
+ FIFO working as LIFO
+ LIFO working as FIFO
+ Write-behind caches flushed randomly
+ Read-ahead caches flushed randomly
+ Core voltage bursts
+ Bus underclocking
+ Clock-multiplier locking
+ HTTP connections failing
+ Dead TFT pixels
+ Misaligned electron guns
+ Moire patterns
+ PC100 SDRAM not working at 10ns
+ Uninstalled DLL files
+ Modified Start Menu
+ Dirty mouse balls
+ Remapped keyboard keys
+ GDI resources running low
+ Excessive COM polling
+ Excessive USB CPU utilization
+ Files Not Found
+ Disks Not Accessible
+ Bad Commands or File Names
+ Lost registration numbers
+ Truncated file names
+ Hard drives running too hot
+ Form submissions being redirected
+ Access being denied
+ Blue screen errors
+ Windows unable to perform auto-update
+ Connections to server being refused
+ Full-duplex recording unavailable
+ CPU cooling fans failing
+ Alt and Ctrl key locking
+ Coke cans bursting
+ ActiveX controls unable to intialize
+ SLI mode not working
+ Dirty printer heads
+ FSAA not sampling at 4x
+ Corrupted archives
+ CD-ROMs not reading CDRW disks
+ Empty toners
+ Leaking cartridges
+ Disk fragmentation
+ FAT corrupted
+ 32-bit Disk Access unavailable
+ IRQ conflicts
+ DMA disk access failing
+ Out-of-heap-space problems
+ Defaults being automatically restored
+ Unidentified identifiers
+ Mismatched parenthesis
+ Online help being unavailable
+ BitBlt operations corrupting memory
+ LED indicators not working
+ Alpha-Blending not supported in hardware
+ Scroll Bars being disabled
+ Swap File growing too rapidly
+ Autoexec.bat not getting processed
+ Forgotten passwords
+ DLL Servers unable to register
+ Service Pack 4 not installing
+ Connection speeds below 37000 kbps
+ Tracks skipped
+ Flip-swithces getting stuck
+ Misassociated files

:)
 

Spyro

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You worthless hippocrit!!!! ;) Programming in VB and daring to complain about MS??? :disgust:;)
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: jliechty
Originally posted by: minendo
Yet you choose to program in a Microsoft language.
Oh, the irony...

Please, children! Do not mock Visual Basic. You owe your existence to this Holy programming language! :D
 

Zugzwang152

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you must now become an apprentice of notfred, who will never be known to me as Tyler, but always as notfred, and join the ranks of the perl elitists.
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
you must now become an apprentice of notfred, who will never be known to me as Tyler, but always as notfred, and join the ranks of the perl elitists.

Speaking of, why did NotFred change his username? That is so uncool. Tyler shmyler...
 

yobarman

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you and LordJezo need to shut the hell up already. don't make me rip out my photoshop skills again..
 

Harvey

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Stop trying to run it on that old 486 with the 200 MB hard drive. :p
 

cmv

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Nothing that a little :beer::beer::beer::beer::music::sun::Q:) won't fix ;).
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: yobarman
you and LordJezo need to shut the hell up already. don't make me rip out my photoshop skills again..

Why, will you try to scare us with your fake photoshopped bewbies? :)