I am evil...

davmat787

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Could always put her on the international brides market and make a few bucks at the same time. Works for Ukranians, maybe someone in Kiev is looking for an american wife? No?

Whatever you do, I wouldn't send her a link to this thread.
 

amish

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Aug 20, 2004
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...............................fuck.........i really want to be a dick, but best of luck to her
 

rudder

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Can I try her out for a few days to see how she does in bed before I commit?
 

Blitzvogel

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If she just got a good porking every now and then, I'm sure she'd quit worrying so much.
 

minendo

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Many thanks to the internet assassin who has nothing better to do than leave a voicemail selling me out.
 

Wanescotting

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hahahahahaha.................this is funny, possibly degrading, wrong, etc BUT the girl likely spends more time whining and complaining about finding a man than she does ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT! So I certainly understand your actions, however misguided they may be............
 

Saint Nick

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Justin mcGraw says:
June 18, 2011 at 4:19 am
Diane. You are suPer hot. My wife and I lov you. Regardless of what your douchebag co-workers think, we think you are awesome. Maybe of your coworkers who were intelligent enough to junk of this site were cool enough to actually get some living female pussy, them I guess we’d care.



lol wut