Here's how to get to the scripts, so you don't think I am crazy.
Go to
www.snpp.com and click on episode guide. Then click on any season, where is says select a season. When that page comes up, click on an episode title, then scroll down until you see "Quotes and Scene Summary". There you will find the script for the episode.
Kinda hard to find, but it is there.
Enjoy!
Gump