I am decidedly a self-proclaimed shaman

[aphex]

I, aphexII, have the power to make it rain.


How do i do this, you ask??

It used to only occur when i would wash my car. Within an hour of completing the wash, the clouds would build and the drops would fall. Lately, mearly the simple thought of washing my car triggers the "powers that be" above to plot against my desire for a clean car.

Small villiages in Africa are most decidely looking for a person like myself, therefore ive decided to quit school, leave the states, and begin my career as a shaman.

 

[Stiler]

ummm, its spelled shaman not shamen

 

[oLLie]

<< ummm, its spelled shaman not shamen >>


He said he was a shaman, not a spelling bee champion!

 

[aphex]

<< ummm, its spelled shaman not shamen >>



wh00ps

thank ya.

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

or you could just do what I do and let the rain wash your car for you!

 

[aphex]

<< or you could just do what I do and let the rain wash your car for you! >>



If only that worked down here. All it does is seem to make dirty water spots and streaks of pollen

 

[etech]

We are under an outside water useage ban, do you have any other ideas?