I am currently in church...

[DaTT]

My nieces first communion. I am having an awful time and I think Catholics are cannibals. The guy at the front keeps talking about eating flesh and drinking blood...and its not even cooked.

 

[Gibson486]

Then leave....

 

[DaTT]

Then leave....

I have since moved to the playrool with my daughter.

 

[Murloc]

I don't like idolatry either but whatever, you just have to be there for what, 2 hours?

I have since moved to the playrool with my daughter.

wtf?
playroom in a church?

 

[DaTT]

I don't like idolatry either but whatever, you just have to be there for what, 2 hours?


wtf?
playroom in a church?

Yeah...what a great place to hide. Over now.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Haha! I feel bad for you!

 

[n7]

Heathen!

 

[Uppsala9496]

I have to go through this crap next weekend. TWICE.
My wife's side is catholic. Stuck going Saturday for one of brat and Sunday for another. Not looking forward to it. Maybe I will get lucky and break a leg or something to end up in the hospital.

 

[dud]

Yee of little faith ...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

My nieces first communion. I am having an awful time and I think Catholics are cannibals. The guy at the front keeps talking about eating flesh and drinking blood...and its not even cooked.

It's okay, the flesh is cooked. They bake it up into a little cookie.

 

[DaTT]

I have to go through this crap next weekend. TWICE.
My wife's side is catholic. Stuck going Saturday for one of brat and Sunday for another. Not looking forward to it. Maybe I will get lucky and break a leg or something to end up in the hospital.

I also took a handful of muscle relaxers to help get through.

 

[manimal]

I also took a handful of muscle relaxers to help get through.

Do you chew em like house?

 

[RavenSEAL]

Make a Tebow joke
Profit???

 

[DaTT]

Do you chew em like house?

I only chew my vicodin

 

[Zstream]

My nieces first communion. I am having an awful time and I think Catholics are cannibals. The guy at the front keeps talking about eating flesh and drinking blood...and its not even cooked.

I bet you're one of those assholes who can't do anything unless it gives you a boner. Get over yourself and quit complaining about spending time with a relative who excited that you're there.

Selfish bastard.

 

[MovingTarget]

My nieces first communion. I am having an awful time and I think Catholics are cannibals. The guy at the front keeps talking about eating flesh and drinking blood...and its not even cooked.

The Romans thought that too. Christians back then didn't have to worry about getting eaten by members of their community....just lions.

Hope your niece had a memorable time. :thumbsup:

 

[DaTT]

I bet you're one of those assholes who can't do anything unless it gives you a boner. Get over yourself and quit complaining about spending time with a relative who excited that you're there.

Selfish bastard.

Nah I am just against the idea of church.

There is no need for you to get so excited over my opinion, you must be one of those people eaters I was hearing about....yikes!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Wow... it's been so long since I went to church...

If I had a smartphone back then, I probably wouldn't have fallen asleep so often.

 

[ElFenix]

csb

 

[T_Yamamoto]

csb

Beat me to it

 

[DaTT]

csb

Had to actually use Urban Dictionary on this one....people still use that, eh?

 

[Ryland]

I said I couldn't go to my cousins. I don't see the point odd wasting my time on such things.