I am approaching "The Thin Red Line" Some one has to cross it and face the consequence :(

nanyangview

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The Thin Red Line

haha now in my situation..if i confess my feeling towards her..either 2 things will happen:
1) something real good
2) step on a landmine/get shot and end of 2 years of friendship

i am at the thin red line


what can i do?
 

MichaelD

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Put on one of those "Pimp Suits" with the big hat, feather boa and walking cane. Make sure you have the big@ss sunglasses on too.

Stand in front of her and start dancing, while singing "I'm Your BoogieMan" by KC & The Sunshine Band.

This will inform her of your true feelings and intentions. She will not only understand, but will be taken aback by your display of manly testosteroneness. Most probably, she will swoon. This will be your cue to remove her clothing and show her who daddy is.

Good luck. Report back, please.
 

Siddhartha

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Oct 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: nanyangview
The Thin Red Line

haha now in my situation..if i confess my feeling towards her..either 2 things will happen:
1) something real good
2) step on a landmine/get shot and end of 2 years of friendship

i am at the thin red line


what can i do?

Cool your jets!

Being desparate can really turn someone off if not scare them.



 

Evadman

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Feb 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Put on one of those "Pimp Suits" with the big hat, feather boa and walking cane. Make sure you have the big@ss sunglasses on too.

Stand in front of her and start dancing, while singing "I'm Your BoogieMan" by KC & The Sunshine Band.

This will inform her of your true feelings and intentions. She will not only understand, but will be taken aback by your display of manly testosteroneness. Most probably, she will swoon. This will be your cue to remove her clothing and show her who daddy is.

Good luck. Report back, please.

:beer: for Mike
 

Cyberian

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Jun 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Put on one of those "Pimp Suits" with the big hat, feather boa and walking cane. Make sure you have the big@ss sunglasses on too.

Stand in front of her and start dancing, while singing "I'm Your BoogieMan" by KC & The Sunshine Band.

This will inform her of your true feelings and intentions. She will not only understand, but will be taken aback by your display of manly testosteroneness. Most probably, she will swoon. This will be your cue to remove her clothing and show her who daddy is.

Good luck. Report back, please.
Haha - Excellent!!

Wouldn't he also want those platform shoes with the Goldfish in the heels??