I am an unhealthy college student

mrSHEiK124

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I live off junkfood. I drink too much caffeine. I smoke and I have asthma. My piss is dark, I'm probably dehydrated most of the time. I have a super irregular crapping schedule.

At least I'm still a skinny nerd for the time being. It's gonna suck when my metabolism gets out of overdrive.
 

mooglemania85

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Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
I live off junkfood. I drink too much caffeine. I smoke and I have asthma. My piss is dark, I'm probably dehydrated most of the time. I have a super irregular crapping schedule.

At least I'm still a skinny nerd for the time being. It's gonna suck when my metabolism gets out of overdrive.

You forgot to mention having no gf and fapping daily to midget pron.
 

us3rnotfound

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Same, haven 't been grocery shipping since when I first moved out to an apartment back in July 2007. Just eat out everyday.
 

Judgement

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Feb 8, 2001
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Step 1) Swap caffeine for alcohol.
Step 2) Add junk food.
Step 3) ....
Step 4) Profit.
 

Dimmu

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Riddle me this, is there such thing as a HEALTHY college student? I should think not!
 

coldmeat

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I'm the same except I don't smoke or have asthma. And it also seems like my metabolism has been slowing down because I've been gaining weight.
 

Dirigible

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First off: T.M.I.

Second: a lot of college students are chubby unhealthy people. From what I've seen, it's not 'til later that you realize you'll have to shape up and eat right and exercise or die early. So you still have time, but it's easier if you start living healthier now. Find exercise you enjoy. Looks for healthier foods you find tasty. Build healthy habits and they'll carry you a long way.

Third: As long as you're not so dehydrated your piss is like this: http://lyle151.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html you're good.
 

aplefka

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Feb 29, 2004
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So why the hell are you posting about it on ATOT in this woe is me manner as opposed to doing something about it?

:confused:
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
I live off junkfood. I drink too much caffeine. I smoke and I have asthma. My piss is dark, I'm probably dehydrated most of the time. I have a super irregular crapping schedule.

At least I'm still a skinny nerd for the time being. It's gonna suck when my metabolism gets out of overdrive.

you realize that's unhealthy, and it wouldn't be hard to change it up. do it so you can feel more awake and energetic.
 

hiromizu

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You should take your girlfriend out for a nice run at the beach. Take better care of yourself.
 

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: Dimmu
Riddle me this, is there such thing as a HEALTHY college student? I should think not!

oh please... OSU is riddled with health freaks lmao. almost everyone here who frequents a gym, likes to play sports (collegiate or intramural), and plenty who don't fit either criteria.. you won't struggle finding someone who eats very healthy.

me? my miss is almost always very close to clear, if not clear... because i drink so much water so that I don't get dehydrated during my runs. However, I'm far from a healthy eater, love pizza, love caffeine.. etc etc. But I am a hell of a lot more healthy than I was during high school. That's something for me to be proud of. :)
 

dug777

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I don't think I actually gave my health a second thought until I'd left college ;)

I combined most excellent amounts of drinking with vast amounts of bike riding (rode to work two-three nights a week, 24km round trip), and college fed us so our diet was always pretty reasonable, if a bit on the fatty side, so I came out fine...I think.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
<---Yet Another Skinny Geek living on junk food, aerated soft drinks, cigarettes and no exercise.

SIZE 30 PANTS 4 LYFE!

it'll catch up with you. ;)
 

Miklebud

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Nov 20, 2002
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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
<---Yet Another Skinny Geek living on junk food, aerated soft drinks, cigarettes and no exercise.

SIZE 30 PANTS 4 LYFE!

Ditto

Just replace the cigarettes with green. :eek:
 

Pacfanweb

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Jan 2, 2000
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Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
I smoke and I have asthma.
Then you are an idiot. I think pretty much anyone who smokes in this day and age is an idiot, but to have asthma and smoke is doubly so.

My dad had asthma and smoked for a lot of years. He died at age 51.
 

Zysoclaplem

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College is no excuse to abuse your body. You go to college to get a good job. You get a good job to make money. You make money to retire and enjoy your golden years.
It's all for nothing if you die at 27 from a massive heart attack.

 

Modelworks

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Feb 22, 2007
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You know your not eating right.
So change it.
Or start investing in burial insurance.

Caffiene is not good for you.
Its one of those things we consume, that the body has absolutely no requirement for.