I am a terrible person

[Malak]

I am a terrible son. A terrible brother. A terrible friend. A terrible anonymous person you only think you know.

I feel the need to cause pain. To make you feel bad and hate me the way I hate you. I judge you, make assumptions, and don't give you the benefit of the doubt.

My name is Justin, and I am a troll.

 

[shortylickens]

I love you the more terrible you are.

 

[Ns1]

until the last line, i thought this was the lyrics to a NIN song.

 

[Jeeebus]

My name is Justin, and I am a troll.

My name is Jeeebus, and I don't really care.

 

[Cuda1447]

My name is Jeeebus, and I don't really care.

My name is Cuda and I approve this message.

 

[HAL9000]

More drugs?

 

[SandEagle]

I am a terrible son. A terrible brother. A terrible friend. A terrible anonymous person you only think you know.

I feel the need to cause pain. To make you feel bad and hate me the way I hate you. I judge you, make assumptions, and don't give you the benefit of the doubt.

My name is Justin, and I am a troll.

 

[Malak]

I love you the more terrible you are.

I don't.

 

[eits]

if you're serious, just cut it out. it's easier to just be nicer and not actively make enemies. i think the only people who hate me here only hate me because of my job title and not for who i am as a person or how i perform my job. i chose not to be a dick towards them, even when they insist on being dicks to me... i just like being a nicer person. maybe you will, too.

 

[rasczak]

Malak name is your. Bad are you.

 

[mizzou]

Cmon' everyones trolled here and there. What would life be like with out trolls? It would be trolless. Or Troll'less Trolleless?

There would be a distinct lack of trolls, and it would really not be a good thing, I think, because the world needs negative things.

Like spiders. I freaking hate spiders, but for some reason they must exist otherwise it will catastrophically unbalance the world and we will all die.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I feel the need to cause pain. To make you feel bad and hate me the way I hate you.

You don't cause me pain or make me hate you. You're not important enough for the former or memorable enough for the latter.

 

[SandEagle]

if you're serious, just cut it out. it's easier to just be nicer and not actively make enemies. i think the only people who hate me here only hate me because of my job title and not for who i am as a person or how i perform my job. i chose not to be a dick towards them, even when they insist on being dicks to me... i just like being a nicer person. maybe you will, too.

/violin

quoted for teh gheyness

 

[SlitheryDee]

All this "I hate you because I hate myself" stuff reminds me of another poster. I suppose some people think it sounds insightful and wise rather than obvious and often inapplicable.

 

[SandEagle]

Cmon' everyones trolled here and there. What would life be like with out trolls? It would be trolless. Or Troll'less Trolleless?

There would be a distinct lack of trolls, and it would really not be a good thing, I think, because the world needs negative things.

Like spiders. I freaking hate spiders, but for some reason they must exist otherwise it will catastrophically unbalance the world and we will all die.

i plan on leaving at 9,999 posts. the scale will then be upset and unbalanced forever

 

[Malak]

All this "I hate you because I hate myself" stuff reminds me of another poster. I suppose some people think it sounds insightful and wise rather than obvious and often inapplicable.

You have it backwards. I hate myself because I hate you. There is a significant difference.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

In other words, Malak ain't got other shit to do.

 

[Greenman]

i plan on leaving at 9,999 posts. the scale will then be upset and unbalanced forever

Please hurry.

 

[SandEagle]

Please hurry.

i missed a 9 in that post, sorry. it should have been 99,999.

 

[foghorn67]

You have it backwards. I hate myself because I hate you. There is a significant difference.

You're obtuse, weird, and a bit a narcissist.
But all and all, you're cool.

 

[Leros]

I am a terrible son. A terrible brother. A terrible friend. A terrible anonymous person you only think you know.

I feel the need to cause pain. To make you feel bad and hate me the way I hate you. I judge you, make assumptions, and don't give you the benefit of the doubt.

My name is Justin, and I am a troll.

Why is everybody named Justin either a metrosexual or a loser of some kind.

WHY DO YOU ALL RUIN MY NAME?!

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

My name is undisclosed to you and I don't give a shit.

 

[dud]

NEVER drink and post ...

 

[tedrodai]

I smell weakness. Attack!

 

[lxskllr]

That's not very Christian-like....