I am a rock...

[IronWing]

and some jerk kicked me, blew me, and slammed me through a windshield. Can't we all just be gneiss?

 

[dank69]

I can smell what you're cooking and it stinks

 

[DesiPower]

weak...

 

[MotF Bane]

2/10. It'd be 1/10, except for a good use of "gneiss".

 

[Possessed Freak]

I am an island.

 

[Squisher]

 

[IronWing]

^^ Pirate Stone

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

HOBNOB: (noun): cooking accident often suffered by nudists.

 

[slayer202]

2/10. It'd be 1/10, except for a good use of "gneiss".

agreed. maybe a 3/10 because it is significantly better than the other two terrible, terrible attempts. still not very good at all