i am a racist b@stard

[Spac3d]

and i have fuses sticking out of my running shoes


the people at the airports stop me all the time, i dunno why?

 

[JosephSaint]

bad

 

[deerslayer]

i'm thirsty

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: deerslayer
i'm thirsty

What the...


No..no..I understand PERFECTLY.

 

[joecool]

all-righty, then ...

 

[MichaelD]

I'm thinking about taking out a personal ad.

 

[her209]

Damn, that's a huge ass ad at the bottom.

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm thinking about taking out a personal ad.

Selling your lung this time? I thought the money from the left kidney was gonna be enough...

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Oldie but goodie for j00

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Oldie but goodie for j00

You are a real genius.

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[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Oldie but goodie for j00

You are a real genius.

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You don't have permission to access /images/oolong/oolong.jpg on this server.

Drag and drop son

 

[rudeguy]

my head hurts, my feet stink, and I dont love Jesus

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
my head hurts, my feet stink, and I dont love Jesus

Jesus is my homeboy! :Q

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Someone have a beer I can bum? I drank all mine.

 

[Corporate Thug]

turn the computer off

 

[JEDI]

So who is going to watch LoTR: Return of the King?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Someone have a beer I can bum? I drank all mine.

:beer::beer:

have two on me

 

[Evadman]

I need a good friend.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I need a good friend.

You are an idiot, no one wants to be your friend.