I am a great husband

[Exterous]

My wife asked me if I could "put those in a bowl" and gestured to the box. I, being the loving person I am, happy helped her out

 

[shortylickens]

Married life is awesome.
If I ever find a woman I'll be sure to look for you as an example.

 

[BoomerD]

Being the wonderful husband I am...I bought my wife a chain saw for Mother's Day one year.

 

[NutBucket]

If that implies you'll be doing yard work I doubt most wives would complain (much)

 

[Captante]

If I ever find a woman

Here you go!

 

[Torn Mind]

Married life is awesome.
If I ever find a woman I'll be sure to look for you as an example.

I thought you were married to porn and don’t have time for a real relationship with a real woman.

 

[Torn Mind]

If that implies you'll be doing yard work I doubt most wives would complain (much)

Just tell them they can get toned and then they'll clamor to do it.

 

[highland145]

Being the wonderful husband I am...I bought my wife a chain saw for Mother's Day one year.

Got mine a mailbox one Christmas. Best gift ever.😀 The set of steak knives, not so much.

 

[BoomerD]

She tried it one time...scared her, handed it to me. It was now MY chainsaw. I sold it when we left California. I now have a 20volt Dewalt. Works just fine for my needs.

 

[Exterous]

Married life is awesome.
If I ever find a woman I'll be sure to look for you as an example.

This is the way

 

[TXHokie]

The trick to happy marriage is you buy the biggest most comfortable sofa you can find. This has worked well for me though my wife has commented that I enjoy sleeping on the sofa more. I think she's onto my scheme.

 

[highland145]

This is the way

The contract is all.

 

[Geekbabe]

My wife asked me if I could "put those in a bowl" and gestured to the box. I, being the loving person I am, happy helped her outView attachment 57698

And you are still alive? LOL 😂

 

[KB]

This only works in a marriage if you are a dad too., Dad jokes are ok, being a smartass with no kids, not so much.

 

[dank69]

That's woman's work.

 

[IronWing]

That's woman's work.

Dude, you're never going to make it with that attitude.

"It is a woman's pleasure."

 

[Exterous]

The trick to happy marriage is you buy the biggest most comfortable sofa you can find. This has worked well for me though my wife has commented that I enjoy sleeping on the sofa more. I think she's onto my scheme.

And you are still alive? LOL 😂

This only works in a marriage if you are a dad too., Dad jokes are ok, being a smartass with no kids, not so much.

Nah - no good sleeping couch, no kids. She's used to it and actually chuckled. Besides, after 21 years, its on her at this point because she stuck around (which I also point out to her)

 

[BudAshes]

Cheez-its are a perfected snack. Why do you have to fuck with it and add grooves and white cheddar.

 

[NutBucket]

I prefer the white cheddar to the original. Actually most varieties are more than acceptable.

 

[snoopy7548]

I wish they still made the Colby flavor.

 

[Zanix]

Dude, you're never going to make it with that attitude.

"It is a woman's pleasure."

That sounds like a good tat for my FUPA!

 

[Clardfard]

My wife asked me if I could "put those in a bowl" and gestured to the box. I, being the loving person I am, happy helped her outView attachment 57698

BAR HAR HAR

 

[Torn Mind]

If you like seeing a fat wife who might expire sooner, feed them the likes of Cheez-it.

As a sugar connoisseur, such crappy starch foods never interested me.

 

[Captante]

 

[MrSquished]

If you like seeing a fat wife who might expire sooner, feed them the likes of Cheez-it.

As a sugar connoisseur, such crappy starch foods never interested me.

Apparently my girlfriend feels the same. She told me she absolutely loves Cheez-Its so when I was at the grocery store I texted her if she wanted any. She said hell no she was avoiding them. The girl is fit. I guess she thinks they can un-fit her.