I am a filthy, filthy boy.

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I have a large trash can under my desk hidden from sight. Within it piles all of my trash: coffee cups, empty yogurt containers, pop cans, used condoms, and other typical office wares. Last week I caught whiff of funky stench coming from it. Although I planned on emptying the can the scent grew dim, so I continued to pile. Well today a little fly started to bug me. Eventually I decided it was time to clean the trash out and to my glee found a swarm of them. I am in a close-knit cubicle environment, which required hastey removal of the offending articles without people seeing. That was several hours ago, and although I put my garbage can across the room there are still a few fruit flies that remember the good old days and continue to buzz around me, as a reminder to my filthiness!
 

PsychoAndy

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I will now call letting garbage pile up beyond all belief "Pulling a Skoorb".

Congrats or condolences. You decide.

-PAB
 

GSOYF

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well that certainly is 100% disgusting......happy I don't have the cube next to you.

:disgust:
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I have a large trash can under my desk hidden from sight. Within it piles all of my trash: coffee cups, empty yogurt containers, pop cans, used condoms, and other typical office wares. Last week I caught whiff of funky stench coming from it. Although I planned on emptying the can the scent grew dim, so I continued to pile. Well today a little fly started to bug me. Eventually I decided it was time to clean the trash out and to my glee found a swarm of them. I am in a close-knit cubicle environment, which required hastey removal of the offending articles without people seeing. That was several hours ago, and although I put my garbage can across the room there are still a few fruit flies that remember the good old days and continue to buzz around me, as a reminder to my filthiness!

:Q What are you doing behind Mrs. Skoorbs back? :Q You cheating bastard! Although since you have to drive so far and she's lonely at home all day...... ;)
 

PsychoAndy

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Mrs Skoorb might be on strike, so he's got to have somewhere to do it w/out getting the underside of his desk all messy......

-PAB
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Mrs Skoorb might be on strike, so he's got to have somewhere to do it w/out getting the underside of his desk all messy......

-PAB

Maybe Skoorb wraps his pee pee before he sticks it in the computer. Doesn't want to catch a virus ;)
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Roger
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what? WHAT? WhAt? WhAt? What? You get the idea. What are you trying to ask/say?
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I have a large trash can under my desk hidden from sight. Within it piles all of my trash: coffee cups, empty yogurt containers, pop cans, used condoms, and other typical office wares. Last week I caught whiff of funky stench coming from it. Although I planned on emptying the can the scent grew dim, so I continued to pile. Well today a little fly started to bug me. Eventually I decided it was time to clean the trash out and to my glee found a swarm of them. I am in a close-knit cubicle environment, which required hastey removal of the offending articles without people seeing. That was several hours ago, and although I put my garbage can across the room there are still a few fruit flies that remember the good old days and continue to buzz around me, as a reminder to my filthiness!

Used condoms ehhhh? So that is why the copy girl is always bringing you to the front of the line.....
 

Moonbeam

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Just in case you didn't know, and it seems likely you may not, that silver thingi on the side of the toilet is for pushing after you poop.
 

what? WHAT? WhAt? WhAt? What? You get the idea. What are you trying to ask/say?

Definition of a boy ;

A male child.
An immature or inexperienced man, especially a young man.
A son: his youngest boy.
Informal. A grown man; a fellow: a night out with the boys.
A male who comes from or belongs to a particular place: a city boy.
Offensive. A male servant, such as a valet.


Definition of a man ;

An adult male human.
A human regardless of sex or age; a person.
A human or an adult male human belonging to a specific occupation, group, nationality, or other category. Often used in combination: a milkman; a congressman; a freeman.
The human race; mankind: man's quest for peace.
Zoology. A member of the genus Homo, family Hominidae, order Primates, class Mammalia, characterized by erect posture and an opposable thumb, especially a member of the only extant species, Homo sapiens, distinguished by a highly developed brain, the capacity for abstract reasoning, and the ability to communicate by means of organized speech and record information in a variety of symbolic systems.
A male human endowed with qualities, such as strength, considered characteristic of manhood.


So which is it Mr.Brooks ?

;)