- Sep 29, 2000
I have a large trash can under my desk hidden from sight. Within it piles all of my trash: coffee cups, empty yogurt containers, pop cans, used condoms, and other typical office wares. Last week I caught whiff of funky stench coming from it. Although I planned on emptying the can the scent grew dim, so I continued to pile. Well today a little fly started to bug me. Eventually I decided it was time to clean the trash out and to my glee found a swarm of them. I am in a close-knit cubicle environment, which required hastey removal of the offending articles without people seeing. That was several hours ago, and although I put my garbage can across the room there are still a few fruit flies that remember the good old days and continue to buzz around me, as a reminder to my filthiness!