I am a bad person...

[Elita1]

And my poor husband is gonna leave me now!:Q
He has recently been craving walnuts so when I caught him buying yet another bag I simply could not resist beggining the torture:

"Honey, are THOSE your NUTS??"
"Please put your nuts in a bag, dear".
"Got your nuts, here"
"you call those nuts??"
"Don't eat your nuts like that!!"
"what do you mean, you want to eat your nuts in peace?"
"Your nuts taste terrible"
"keep your nuts away from me!!"

This could go on and on. I think I've had too much caffeine.
Stop me, somebody!!!!

 

[Yeeny]

Isn't it fun to be a wife sometimes? My hubby has a serious fetish about anyone wearing a coat in the house. I mean he will practically beg on his knees for the person to take it off. And he keeps making a mess of the house when he leaves on the weekend. I work hard keeping this place spotless, and it is really beginning to bug me! So if he makes a mess again this weekend, I will have my revenge. I am going to wear my coat in the house the whole time he is home, even to bed! Let's see how he likes cuddling up to leather...

 

[BigToque]

leather eh?

I dont think he'll complain

 

[Russ]

<< Isn't it fun to be a wife sometimes? >>



Refer to my post in the greatest fear thread.

Russ, NCNE

 

[dennilfloss]

Where's a squirrel when you need one?

Hit The Road, Jack (Ray Charles)

 

[Elita1]

LOL, you go, Girlfriday!

And watch out, here come the guys. Their ears prick when key words are said/typed.
You know:
leather
naked
hot
mud
Porsche 911
Athlon 1.3 Ghz processor
panties

And so on.

 

[yakko]

<< Let's see how he likes cuddling up to leather... >>


If he doesn't I don't mind.

 

[zippy]

AMD 1.3GHz processor?! Where?!

Does it have a Porsche 911 game running with naked, mud wrestling, panty flinging, hot chicks that wave the flag to start the races?! Oh, and if they aren't naked, are they wearing really tight, flattering leather?!

 

[Weyoun]

aww come on elita, give us *some* credit, hopefully we're not quite so generalistic on women when it comes to making a list....

 

[Elita1]

Weyoun--what can I say, I'm in a teasing mood


Dennilfloss---LMAO!! Must be a Canadian squirrel for sure

 

[Yeeny]

yakko: I can always depend on you to be there in my times of need.

Russ: LMAO! I only wish he were castrated, then I would not have all these darn kids to take care of!

Elita: Let them try to deny it, that list is pretty much perfect for MOST of the men on this forum.

 

[Weyoun]

sorry for snapping on you elita, im just a little edgy ATM, again, my bad

 

[Elita1]

Don't worry about it, Weyoun! No apologies needed.

 

[Mday]

hey, i am offended.