I am ________ who _________

[MaxDepth]

I have some friends who are in theatre arts here in Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill and recently a couple of them put on a play at the local Durham Theatre, Man Bites Dog. It was a goofy play that had some really interesting moments and was easily understandable once you got into the play. Basically, it was the story of a young woman who had a very traumatic experience, slipped into insanity and then used her insane landscape to carve out her return to reality.

One really fun part of the play was before it even opened. For those on the mailing list and for people attending the play, you were given a phrase to complete. For those at the theatre, this became your name tag. I have to admit, there were some really interesting responses, both really silly and some I think deeply serious.

Here's the phrase to complete:

I am ___________________ who ______________________________.


EDIT:
At the theater, my name tag was:
I am the man who is really as perverted as he looks.


EDIT II: PICs Included in links.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I have some friends who are in theatre arts here in Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill and recently a couple of them put on a play at the local Durham Theatre, Man Bites Dog. It was a goofy play that had some really interesting moments and was easily understandable once you got into the play. Basically, it was the story of a young woman who had a very traumatic experience, slipped into insanity and then used her insane landscape to carve out her return to reality.

One really fun part of the play was before it even opened. For those on the mailing list and for people attending the play, you were given a phrase to complete. For those at the theatre, this became your name tag. I have to admit, there were some really interesting responses, both really silly and some I think deeply serious.

Here's the phrase to complete:

I am ___________________ who ______________________________.


EDIT:
At the theater, my name tag was:
I am the man who is really as perverted as he looks.

TTIWWP

 

[Vidda]

Pic...wtf did I just see?

 

[SmoochyTX]

:music: I am a man who will fight for your honor. :music:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Vidda
Pic...wtf did I just see?

yeah, maybe TTWWWP

 

[Miramonti]

I am...you're worst nightmare...who...the fvck are you?

 

[anxi80]

i am dennis green and they are who we thought they were, and we let em' off the hook!

 

[ViviTheMage]

I am not free, who can you believe?

lawlz

 

[KB]

Artsy people scare me.

I am he who you think I am.

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth

EDIT:
At the theater, my name tag was:
I am the man who is really as perverted as he looks.

That should be:

I am ______ whom ________.

But hey, I'm a grammar nazi

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nice underwear...

I am the man who lost his pants?

 

[Leros]

I am the last poster who posted in this thread.

Edit: I changed it. Nobody break it. :|