I AM 18 YEARS OLD

mackstann

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Ooooooooohhhh it feels so great. July 8th. As of 1 hour and 37 minutes ago, I was 18. I bought cigarettes. This is great.
 

Platypus

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<< As of 1 hour and 37 minutes ago, I was 18. I bought cigarettes. This is great. >>



Yes! Now you can kill yourself legally!!!!! ;)
 

RossMAN

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Now you can committ a crime and be tried as an adult while smoking your ciggs and skimming through pr0n mags.

:)
 

thraashman

Lifer
Apr 10, 2000
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listen to tigerbait.
At least use your new found freedoms to go to a strip club or something. But cigarettes is bad for you.
 

mackstann

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No, I don't smoke. I just bought them because I can. I'll probably sell them to one of my friends for a dollar or something. But I won't buy porn because it makes my girlfriend feel bad and porn's not worth that to me. Regardless, it kicks ass!

AND, not only did I turn 18, but I straightened out some problems I was having with Win2k IIS, and got the WWW and FTP servers working!! I also was having some problems with permissions on one of my drives, I messed them all up, but now I fixed them! Cool! My site is not much to speak for yet, but you can check it out, the link is in my sig.:D
 

Kyle

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&quot;But I won't buy porn because it makes my girlfriend feel bad and porn's not worth that to me.&quot;


Why would your GF know if u bought porn or not...thats usually not somthin you talk openly to close ones about =)
 

mackstann

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<< thats usually not somthin you talk openly to close ones about =)
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me and my girlfriend talk about it, and i am not going to lie to her about it.
 

Rickten

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Go to strip club and tell them its your birthday they take you up on stage.
Thats where I was at on my birthday, at the good old Spear Mint Rhino.
 

JediKnut

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Congratz kiddo :)
Enjoy yourself! You made it so far... Now let's see how you do in the Real World.
 

JohnnyKnoxville

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Yeah why would you need porn for???
Now come over here and fix my computer,the sandra scores are really suck!!!
 

OutHouse

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Congrats, tomorrow go down to the post office and register with selective service.