I almost went Hume on Jehova's Witness preachers today.

[SunnyD]

I was walking home from across town (about 5 miles), about 5 blocks away, and as soon as I saw them I donned my pissy "don't talk to me lest I rip your heads off and shove em up your butts". Why do they come in pairs anyway? And why can't they be cute and female?

Anyway, so I don't stop walking, and they proceed to accost me on my journey (following me in the direction from whenst they came). Asked me the usual, and proceeded to tell me there is a prohpet on this earth currently yadda yadda and if I would like them to be saved yadda yadda whatever.

Being the nice man I am I muttered about that prophet being Darwin and told them to buzz off.

In retrospect I should have given them a lesson of Hume and really tested their faith. Oh well.

 

[gopunk]

i wonder if it would work just to say you're already a witness.. like would they test you with some kind of secret handshake? or would they leave you alone...

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was walking home from across town (about 5 miles), about 5 blocks away, and as soon as I saw them I donned my pissy "don't talk to me lest I rip your heads off and shove em up your butts". Why do they come in pairs anyway? And why can't they be cute and female?

Anyway, so I don't stop walking, and they proceed to accost me on my journey (following me in the direction from whenst they came). Asked me the usual, and proceeded to tell me there is a prohpet on this earth currently yadda yadda and if I would like them to be saved yadda yadda whatever.

Being the nice man I am I muttered about that prophet being Darwin and told them to buzz off.

In retrospect I should have given them a lesson of Hume and really tested their faith. Oh well.

I scream and bugeye at them. it works well.

 

[Crazymofo]

They would know if you were already one of them... they can smell their own😛