I was taking a shower and I stepped on something. I thought it was a piece of soap but then I looked down. If was a FVCKING BROWN RECLUSE. I HATE SPIDERS. WHY GOD WHY! Why did you event those little bastards. My bladder almost released itself and I screamed like the little girl I am. I washed his ass down the drain. Guess I will be calling the exterminator tomorrow.
I almost just pissed myself
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Well, look on the bright side.. if you had lost your bladder contents, you were in the shower, rather than say.. sitting on your couch. 
MustangSVT
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No I used the hand trick. I put my hands into the stream of water from the shower until it pushed him down the drain. Bastard spider!
I saw one of those the other day outside--- the freaking thing was damn huge!!!!!!
I cut it in half w/a brick I was moving. I hate insects.
I cut it in half w/a brick I was moving. I hate insects.
EvilYoda
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whew...when you said "stream", I thought you meant another "stream"...
And I agree, in the shower is SO not cool...nothing handy to squish it with. Luckily it doesn't happen very often to me, and I usually catch it in the shower before I turn the water on...then it's bye-bye spider. ^_^
And I agree, in the shower is SO not cool...nothing handy to squish it with. Luckily it doesn't happen very often to me, and I usually catch it in the shower before I turn the water on...then it's bye-bye spider. ^_^
I guess I'll be the one that tells you that at least ONCE in your life, you eat a spider. Apparently they are attracted to dark and moist places, and your mouth, being one of them, they crawl into your mouth.
It was one of those weirdo facts I read somewhere, maybe here, I don't know.
KeyserSoze
It was one of those weirdo facts I read somewhere, maybe here, I don't know.
KeyserSoze
LOL!
Hey you think a spider in the shower is bad you should realize you've probably eaten some spiders before in your sleep. They are attracted to moisture from your breath and they crawl in your mouth, then you swallow them while sleeping. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime.
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
I would have played firehose and got him down the drain that way
my neighbor got bit by one of those bastards. their venom is toxic, it ate away her muscle tissue, she was in rehabilitation for over a year.
if it didnt have a reason to bite you before..it sure is going to be pissed after crawling back up that pipe..sleep tight cuz thats going to be one pissed motha tonight
Spiders are cool. When I was on my computer a few nights ago, I was about to go get up off my chair and get some vanilla ice cream when I saw this weird looking object go across my floor. So, I turned the light on and found out that it was a sweet looking spider. It was brown spider with a weird figure on its back covered with white dots. I picked up the little sweet thing and starting talking to it, he/she/it was very friendly. He/She/It crawled up my arm, down my bare chest, on my chair, and then up beside my moniter. I told the little guy to stay there b/c I was going to share some vanilla ice cream with it, but he left. I guess he didnt like the flavor vanilla.
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