I almost got killed by a Boeing 747 this morning on my way to work.

[TriStar]

It was flying over me and thank god it didn't have any mechanical malfunctions or else I wouldn't be here to tell my tale.

I also saved some money by switching to Geico!

 

[Sheepathon]

Umm....ok.

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[Mrvile]

You know, I almost got killed by my flashlight thing morning. It coulda exploded in my hand and I would've bled to death. Jesus.

 

[stars]

I died this morning and this is my ghost posting.

 

[DainBramaged]

<----almost got killed by my optical mouse. That thing is evil. :|

 

[randumb]

I almost got killed by my ballpoint pen, which I could have drilled into my head, but luckily my hand was in a good mood.

 

[stars]

Originally posted by: randumb
I almost got killed by my ballpoint pen, which I could have drilled into my head, but luckily my hand was in a good mood.

Thats what finally got me today. For years I had been able to control the urges and survived with the occasional holes in my head due from the pen puntures.

 

[bootymac]

I could've died from masturbating furiously, but luckily it didn't explode *phew*

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: bootymac
I could've died from masturbating furiously, but luckily it didn't explode *phew*

:shocked:

 

[SagaLore]

I almost got killed by a free radical this morning, but thank god I consume foods high in antioxidants!

 

[intogamer]

>_<

 

[Ns1]

0/10

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: randumb
I almost got killed by my ballpoint pen, which I could have drilled into my head, but luckily my hand was in a good mood.

This made me LOL!

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Umm....ok.

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