I almost burned down the office!

[Rightwinger]

This has got to be one of the weirder moments.

I left a coffeepot on and nearly set fire to the second floor. The boss came in at 8AM and was pissed.

He talked with me and didnt even raise his voice. Three days later I got a bonus!

 

[olds]

So, your job is to make coffee?

 

[pyonir]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1612864&enterthread=y

 

[EyeMWing]

Burn it down next time, they might promote you to an executive position.

 

[moshquerade]

try burning down the orifice next time

 

[Rightwinger]

Originally posted by: pyonir
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1612864&enterthread=y

Yeah, I did it again this week too. Last time it was $250. This time it was $500!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Pics of pay stubs or 1-800-Shenanigans.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Pics of pay stubs or 1-800-Shenanigans.

 

[waggy]

yeah sure uh huh.

This happened twice? sure it did.

 

[Otaking]

I think they're trying to bribe you into leaving.

 

[pyonir]

From your other thread:

Now I'm operating with no supervision

If you can't manage to turn a coffee maker off, then perhaps you should be operating with supervision.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: pyonir
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1612864&enterthread=y

Why does "shens" leap off my tounge?

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: pyonir
From your other thread:

Now I'm operating with no supervision

If you can't manage to turn a coffee maker off, then perhaps you should be operating with supervision.

i laughed

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: pyonir
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1612864&enterthread=y

Why does "shens" leap off my tounge?

Hmmmmm I'm not sure why.....perhaps...because the OP is full of sh!t?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: pyonir
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1612864&enterthread=y

Why does "shens" leap off my tounge?

Hmmmmm I'm not sure why.....perhaps...because the OP is full of sh!t?

DOH!

 

[Rightwinger]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Pics of pay stubs or 1-800-Shenanigans.

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1070/atotbonus3yi.jpg

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Rightwinger

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Pics of pay stubs or 1-800-Shenanigans.

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1070/atotbonus3yi.jpg

now we just need pics of a burned office.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Rightwinger

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Pics of pay stubs or 1-800-Shenanigans.

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1070/atotbonus3yi.jpg

now we just need pics of a burned office.

And the date range on the stub

 

[gistech1978]

we have a microfilm reader we use for engineering drawings.
changing out the paper roll can be an adventure. if you dont do it right, it starts smoking. its a wonder the smoke alarms didnt go off the first time i tried to change the paper. the office 'firemen' (the admin types) came over to investigate what was causing the smell.
but i havent received a bonus for my dumbassery.

 

[Otaking]

Wow. You haven't worked there much? No Regular/Overtime?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Otaking
Wow. You haven't worked there much? No Regular/Overtime?

He blacked out the regular.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: pyonir
From your other thread:

Now I'm operating with no supervision

If you can't manage to turn a coffee maker off, then perhaps you should be operating with supervision.

QFT.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Otaking
Wow. You haven't worked there much? No Regular/Overtime?

He blacked out the regular.

Either he faked that or it's the worst payroll in history. All columns show zero hours.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Otaking
Wow. You haven't worked there much? No Regular/Overtime?

He blacked out the regular.

Either he faked that or it's the worst payroll in history. All columns show zero hours.

He does show some "Year To Date" but he earned nothing but the bonus for that pay period. That's why I'd like to see the range.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Otaking
Wow. You haven't worked there much? No Regular/Overtime?

He blacked out the regular.

Either he faked that or it's the worst payroll in history. All columns show zero hours.

He does show some "Year To Date" but he earned nothing but the bonus for that pay period. That's why I'd like to see the range.

Yep. When I got my bonus checks at my last job, it had zeros in all the columns except the YTD column. The bonus was a seperate check from my regular payroll check.