I accidently this thread.

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I was trying to drive to the mall, buy shoes online and drink a coffee from Burger King. WELL, some cop grimaced at me for texting and driving so I hit the brakes which caused me to spill my coffee on my laptop, lose my order and burn my tongue!

Should I sue the PD, Burger King or Doc Martins.com? :colbert:

Id just pray to Jesus to make it all better. Let us know how it turns out.
 

herrjimbo

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you are begging for this response.

it's because you masturbate while driving. hence, sue yourself.
 

FelixDeCat

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parody thread is not funny.

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