I <3 the Osbournes (SP?)

Nocturnal

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omg tonights episode was so funny. and the preview for the next one is even more funny. he kept trying to grab that cat and everyone kept screaming and he was like "stop bloody screaming!" rofl it was hilarious. i love that show. my first impression upon seeing the commercial was like oh ok this show is gonna be gay. but guess not, its awesome and hilarious.
 

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i saw my first bits of it last sunday, his kids seem pretty cool, although jack was a wuss throughing his leech friend out of the house
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Some of the scenes are funny, but overall I find it as interesting as watching Jerry Springer. I just dont get the "busted gut" threads about this show. Its watching rich white trash live day to day.

God help his two youngest if they ever decide to live on their own.
~wnied~
 

Kadarin

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<< Some of the scenes are funny, but overall I find it as interesting as watching Jerry Springer. I just dont get the "busted gut" threads about this show. Its watching rich white trash live day to day.

God help his two youngest if they ever decide to live on their own.
~wnied~
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So true.. but it's funny because it's "Ozzy Osbourne" :D

I have to admit that the kids are both pathetic and will probably turn into quivering Jello if they're ever on their own. They worry too much about stupid stuff..
 

dexmanone

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This show is too cool. Here's this "prince of darkness" chasing a cat and saying "God Bless" at his b-day party. I hope I'm not chasing cats when my drugs ware off............
 

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well the funny thing is that the osbornes don't seem to be white trash. more or less normal, in a deranged sort of way. hillarious seeing the prince of darkness having trouble with his kids, telling em to not take drugs, complain about em getting tats when he's got a bunch. as much swearing as they do ozzy never seems to get violently angry like some parents.. pretty funny:)
 

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<< well the funny thing is that the osbornes don't seem to be white trash. more or less normal, in a deranged sort of way. hillarious seeing the prince of darkness having trouble with his kids, telling em to not take drugs, complain about em getting tats when he's got a bunch. as much swearing as they do ozzy never seems to get violently angry like some parents.. pretty funny:) >>

Ozzy reminds me a lot like my dad. Especially the one episode where ozzy's trying to get a DVD playing, he tries for 5 minutes, then yells for Jack. Just like when I lived at home :D
 

iamwiz82

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the funniest thing was the bubble idea at his concert.

"I'm the prince of f***ing darkness, i cant have f***ing bubbles!"

BTW, Jack needs to get his ass kicked. I heard an interview with Rob Zombie(or was it Wayne Static) who commented that at Ozzfest, Jack would try t ohang out with the bands, who would tell him to get lost. He would then go tell him mommy about it, and the bands would get scolded by Sharon.

 

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Anybody watch Howard Stern at 11:00 last night? It's Ozzy all week on there. The 11:00 episode last night was pretty old. Jack was probably about 8-10 years old and didn't whine like a little b!tch whenever someone talked to him. It was cool seeing Ozzy and his young son on there having a good time. And Ozzy seemed a lot more fluid, even five or six years ago. He wasn't always staring at the ground and walking like a zombie. Don't know if it was the camera or his health. He always seems to light up when fans and cameras are around, so that may have been part of it.

Just thought I'd pass that along in case someone was interested. All episodes on Howard this week are Ozzy (over the years) if I'm not mistaken.
 

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<< BTW, Jack needs to get his ass kicked. I heard an interview with Rob Zombie(or was it Wayne Static) who commented that at Ozzfest, Jack would try t ohang out with the bands, who would tell him to get lost. He would then go tell him mommy about it, and the bands would get scolded by Sharon. >>

Hahahaha.. Now that would make for a great episode. I can imagine Rob Zombie getting lectured by Sharon..Hahahaha:)

 

NutBucket

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That show is freakin' great. I've been an Ozzy fan for years and this just cements the whole thing for me. On the topic about Zombie getting lectured by Sharon I'm sure you guys have seen the the Stern Show when ICP was on and completely ragged on Sharon. Then when Sharon came in ICP came in a Sharon completely put those idiots in their place. It was classic.

I think the best part of last night's episode was seeing Ozzy dance with that dancing James Brown doll dealie when they were at the hotel in New York. That was classic.

And for the original question, last night was episode #9. I guess they only did a 10 episode run at first but reports say that Ozzy signed a contract for like 20 million a season. I'm not sure about how many seasons though but at least he'll be back.

And for those who saw the Stern Show last night, "It's like throwing a sausage into the Grand Canyon!"
 

Sir Fredrick

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Can someone clue me in on what I <3 means? I always read it as "I less than three" which doesn't make sense.
 

deerslayer

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This show is great, Ozzy cracks me up. I missed most of it last night though because I forgot they posted the time it was on in Eastern time rather than Central :(
 

Spooner

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Hahaha... I always get a kick out of the Osbournes show. So funny to watch this guy walk around in like a clouded haze while his two sniveling kids wander around without a clue.

;)
 

911paramedic

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<<"I'm the prince of f***ing darkness, i cant have f***ing bubbles!" >>

I think he also said "What the f*** is evil about bubbles!?"


<<And Ozzy seemed a lot more fluid, even five or six years ago. He wasn't always staring at the ground and walking like a zombie. Don't know if it was the camera or his health. He always seems to light up when fans and cameras are around, so that may have been part of it.>>

My professional guess would be parkinsons. He has all the textbook signs, stiffness in the neck, shuffling walk, slow movements, shaking hands, etc. The first time I saw the show I thought "OMG, Ozzie has parkinsons!"

Could be something related to drug use over the years that mimics parkinsons, but I have never heard of such a condition.
 

GrumpyMan

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My brother was a sound man for Ozzie in the 70s among other bands and they used to have to assign 2 roadies for him 24 hours a day to make sure that he would show up for the show in half ass shape. Man that guy could drink. It's such a change to see him as the new Ozzie and Harriet show of the new millenium.
 

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<< My professional guess would be parkinsons. He has all the textbook signs, stiffness in the neck, shuffling walk, slow movements, shaking hands, etc. The first time I saw the show I thought "OMG, Ozzie has parkinsons!" >>

I think it's the medication to keep him off of the booze. I heard him discuss it on Sterns showe one time. He said the medication prevents him from getting a stiffy too. I would have thought that Sharon would be the cause of that though.

This show reminds me of the Honeymooners
 

911paramedic

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<< I just like to hear all the bleeps!
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Haha, I saw some review of it and they said it was like watching a show in morse code. Be-e-e-e-ep, beep, beep,be-e-e-e-ep...
 

trmiv

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Dammit, for the second week in a row, I forgot to watch it. When is it on again? MTV reairs stuff 500 times, but I always miss stuff.
 

Mookow

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<< I just like to hear all the bleeps!
:D
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The guy who edits the audio earns his pay whenever he edits Ozzy
 

trulfe

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Ozzy acts like a 10 year old kid. He got a kick out of the musical James Brown Doll.