Hypothetical: World is going to end.

[vhx]

I have question for you folks. Lets say you knew that the world would end sometime in the near future. You were given a choice of 100% saving yourself along with select others or staying and dying with everyone else who did not go.

Obviously it would be impossible to save everyone, therefore the catch is you would not be able to bring any of your loved ones with you. Would you do it?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Will there be cake?

 

[intogamer]

not even wife?

wow strong question

 

[DangerAardvark]

You'd be sort of obligated, wouldn't you? BTW, no fatties in my seed ship. Everybody has to fuck everybody to get a diverse gene pool going, so I don't wanna have to stick it your fat ass.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Do your own homework

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
You'd be sort of obligated, wouldn't you? BTW, no fatties in my seed ship. Everybody has to fuck everybody to get a diverse gene pool going, so I don't wanna have to stick it your fat ass.

They would live the longest in a famine

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
You'd be sort of obligated, wouldn't you? BTW, no fatties in my seed ship. Everybody has to fuck everybody to get a diverse gene pool going, so I don't wanna have to stick it your fat ass.

They would live the longest in a famine

Not true ... they could supply the most meat & thus would be the first eaten!

 

[IamBusby]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
You'd be sort of obligated, wouldn't you? BTW, no fatties in my seed ship. Everybody has to fuck everybody to get a diverse gene pool going, so I don't wanna have to stick it your fat ass.

Well you don't have to worry at all about infecting any gene pool if you sticking it in their ass. In fact I guarantee your gene's won't be carried on at all

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: intogamer
not even wife?

wow strong question

Not really, there will be dish washing robots by then. He didn't say you can't take possessions.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
Will there be cake?

This question needs to be answered!

 

[Sentrosi2121]

The cake is a lie.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
You'd be sort of obligated, wouldn't you? BTW, no fatties in my seed ship. Everybody has to fuck everybody to get a diverse gene pool going, so I don't wanna have to stick it your fat ass.

They would live the longest in a famine

Not true ... they could supply the most meat & thus would be the first eaten!

Why do you think someone is called fat when the are fat? Because they have a lot of muscle? That would be called muscular. FACE.

 

[CasioTech]

If I can't bring Tom Welling, then I will die a slow and painful death.

 

[Nitemare]

Out of my way<pushing down fat kids and midgets>

Someone said cake?

 

[jjones]

What kind of weak ass, inefficient disaster kills almost everybody. If you're going to do something, do it right. So, given the fact that huge disasters are apparently completely unreliable, I'd save myself so I could finish the job of wiping out the human race.

Oh, and first dibs on the cake.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Out of my way<pushing down fat kids and midgets>

Someone said cake?

:laugh:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
The cake is a lie.

Your lie about the cake being a lie is the only lie around here! :|

 

[skace]

Of course I'd choose survival. Choosing death would almost be selfish at that point, considering an almost complete wipe out of the species.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: intogamer
not even wife?

wow strong question

Actually, that would be incentive! I would save the entire staff of Hooters

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
Will there be cake?

Oh, and one more thing. Not to take away anything from the importance of whether or not there will be cake, there is a more pressing issue.

Will there be zombies? Because you know, life after the apocalypse is not nearly as entertaining without zombies.

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: intogamer
not even wife?

wow strong question

Actually, that would be incentive! I would save the entire staff of Hooters

I'm sure your wife, if you have one, would be happy to hear that!

 

[FoBoT]

i just want my flying car before the world ends

 

[clamum]

Yeah I guess I'd survive and take people with me. There better be a hottie among them though, or I'd be pissed.

 

[Kelemvor]

So if I die do my loved ones live? Or do we all just end up dead?

 

[Feneant2]

You can't answer this question without knowing what kind of post apocalyptic life folks will lead. I mean if you are all living in caves and have to reinvent a rock on a stick to hunt for food, by all means kill me right now. But if it's like "I Am Legend" and the cities/infrastructures are still in place giving you time to ease into the changes (such as fuel running out), I wouldn't mind living and opening a bakery which would make me the richest person ever considering all the folks here want is cake.