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Hypothetical situation--you have a free airline ticket anywhere JetBlue flies

UNCjigga

Lifer
Just like the title says, suppose you have a free ticket to go anywhere JetBlue flies. Say you received it as a gift from their Chief Marketing Officer a little over a year ago. Suppose you forgot about it, until a friendly email reminds you that travel must be booked by February 27th before the ticket expires!!!

Now JetBlue has lots of destinations, but you're thinking about taking a little Spring Break vacation and going somewhere warm because you're sick of winter. So you'll narrow it down to the following:

International:

Aruba
Puerto Rico
Cancun
Nassau, Bahamas
Bermuda
Dominican Republic

Domestic:

Austin, TX
Miami/Ft. Lauderdale
Los Angeles
Las Vegas
New Orleans
Seattle - (not exactly warm, but suppose there's a gorgeous girl who'll sleep with you if you visit...hypothetically of course)
San Diego
Phoenix

So where do you go, and when would you go???
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: FoBoT
you will get trapped on the airplane for ten hours, stay home and don't use it

boo! heh i made the same joke 2 min later. sigh

it is no joke, the more peoples that warn him , the betterer
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: FoBoT
you will get trapped on the airplane for ten hours, stay home and don't use it

boo! heh i made the same joke 2 min later. sigh

it is no joke, the more peoples that warn him , the betterer

very true.

with all the negitive news they have had the last few weeks i don't think i would fly with them. not that i would fly anyway heh.
 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Just like the title says, suppose you have a free ticket to go anywhere JetBlue flies. Say you received it as a gift from their Chief Marketing Officer a little over a year ago. Suppose you forgot about it, until a friendly email reminds you that travel must be booked by February 27th before the ticket expires!!!

Now JetBlue has lots of destinations, but you're thinking about taking a little Spring Break vacation and going somewhere warm because you're sick of winter. So you'll narrow it down to the following:

International:

Aruba
Puerto Rico
Cancun
Nassau, Bahamas
Bermuda
Dominican Republic

Domestic:

Austin, TX
Miami/Ft. Lauderdale
Los Angeles
Las Vegas
New Orleans
Seattle - (not exactly warm, but suppose there's a gorgeous girl who'll sleep with you if you visit...hypothetically of course)
San Diego
Phoenix

So where do you go, and when would you go???

wow.. you sorta put the obvious answer in there..
 
Tucson>Phoenix.

Watch Tiger Woods in Match play...drink Tequila at Toma!

Then drive to Puerta Penasco; eat shrimp, drink more tequila.

Yes, JetBlue flies there.
 
Originally posted by: feralkid
Tucson>Phoenix.

Watch Tiger Woods in Match play...drink Tequila at Toma!

Then drive to Puerta Penasco; eat shrimp, drink more tequila.

Yes, JetBlue flies there.

Why anyone would visit the hell on earth that is Arizona is beyond me.
 
You use ticket to tropical place. You split cost of ticket from Seattle to tropical place with girl. Hot sex on beach.
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: feralkid
Tucson>Phoenix.

Watch Tiger Woods in Match play...drink Tequila at Toma!

Then drive to Puerta Penasco; eat shrimp, drink more tequila.

Yes, JetBlue flies there.

Why anyone would visit the hell on earth that is Arizona is beyond me.

Because not everyone is a degenerated ignoramus with an attention span of a housefly.
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: feralkid
Tucson>Phoenix.

Watch Tiger Woods in Match play...drink Tequila at Toma!

Then drive to Puerta Penasco; eat shrimp, drink more tequila.

Yes, JetBlue flies there.

Why anyone would visit the hell on earth that is Arizona is beyond me.

Watch illegals jump the border?
 
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