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Hypothetical situation with a female

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Originally posted by: Sukhoi
Yeah, and who the fvck wears visibly dirty underwear? That's disgusting. I rewear pants, sometimes shirts and occasionally socks, but underwear? Nasty.
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Regardless... regardless, you can't really change them now.
 
Originally posted by: quasarsky
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Keep your apartment clean and for god's sake WASH YOUR F'ING CLOTHES BEFORE GOING TO A BAR.
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Exactly, why the hell would you wear dirty underwear to a bar anyway, if there was a remote chance of getting some.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Say you are at a bar, and meet this incredible hot chick that you can't take your eyes off of her. Every guy in the room is eyeing her, trying to figure her out before making their move. You swoop in, and she shows some interest. You both have a good conversation and hit it off really well. The chemistry is real good and the sexual tension is so thick that you can cut it with a knife. At this point you ask her if she wants to "get out of here". She says "yes", but requests that the two of you go back to your place.

What is your response?
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What did she say her name was? Was it Lola? She's got a nice deep voice. Hmm, that almost looks like an adam's apple. How the hell did I get so lucky and why didn't any of the other guys try to interrupt and what were they laughing at when we left?

 
Shower with her, and get yourself invited to her place. Tell her your parents are visiting and will not help the mood with them in your apartment.
 
no clean underwear?

Heell, I come home from work covered in dirt, adhesives, sawdust and god knows what else, and even I have clean under garments
 
Originally posted by: amdforever2
Actually, I'm just in town on business.

But we can go to my hotel.



*proceed to hotel*
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Won't she think it's strange when you have to go to the front desk to get a room?
 
This reminds me of when I was living in the dorms at Maryland. I was in the laundry room and another guy comes in with his laundry basket. In the basket you could see one underwear with the biggest nastiest looking skidmark I have ever seen. Looks like he took a crap in his underwear.

The guy was a good looking guy too -- I could imagine him being popular with the girls.

Another guy comes in and sees what I see. He points to the basket and says, "What the hell is that?"

And the guy with the dirty underwear says, "What? It's my dirty laundry -- what's the big deal?" Apparently, he doesn't think a huge skid mark like that is unusual.

Anyways, it made me think. What happens if he meets a girl at a bar and they go down to one of their places to have sex. And he takes off his underwear of course. How would a girl react to seeing something like that on a guy's underwear?

 
Originally posted by: Sukhoi
1. You tell her you like to take risks and go commando. If you have dirty (eww) underwear on go ditch it in the bathroom.
2. You're both wasted. Blame it on the roommate regardless if you have one or not.
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I just typed out the exact same answer as that but worded differently lol, yea i would do the same.
 
I think this would make an interesting new genre for porn. Some kind of hidden camera thingy. Where they set up a porno actress to do a shoot with a guy. Then the guy takes off his underwear to reveal a huge skid mark. The camera can then zoom in on the girl's face to see her reaction.

They could do the same thing but with a guy with a small penis. They could zoom in on the girl to see her reaction to seeing the small penis for the first time.

This new genre could inject some excitement into the boring porn industry.
 
Going against everyone here, I recommend you to not lie. If your place is a mess, don't make up a lame excuse. It makes you sound desperate and trying to impress her. If you don't have clean draws, you are 1) stupid and 2) need to take them off in the bathroom when you get home. Like Bryophyte mentioned, showering with her is a good idea if you are as unclean as you mentioned.
 
I am more curious about what your response was? Since you're posting here on ATOT and banging some hot chick, can we assume you fled like a pansy?
 
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