Hypothesis: Earth's gravitational field has stronger pull on clean socks...

[AndrewR]

...or, why in the heck do they ALWAYS fall on the ground when they are clean???? I swear, you can have a small bundle of clothes held tightly in your hands, and one or more of the socks just leaps to the floor. Of course, it's not just any part of the floor -- apparently the dirty parts are better conduits for gravity.

@$%$^^$@#!!! I love laundry.

 

[UG]

Well, don't you put your socks on after you've stood barefoot on the dirty floor anyway?

Even if you use your recently bathed gf/wife as a rug you'll still get some of her skin scales on the soles of your feet and you'll walk around all day with them.

I wouldn't worry too much.

 

[AndrewR]

It's the principle of the thing -- they should go into my dresser clean, not mating with dust bunnies.