Hygiene question.

[MixMasterTang]

Phillips Body Groom.

Originally posted by: DarkKnight69

Originally posted by: calvinbiss

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
As repulsive as that is to even THINK or read about your "issue" the only thing that i could suggest is take more than one shower per day.
That, and also, wax/shave all the hair. Hair holds in the sweat thus making things less than smelling like roses.
where is that :vomit; when i need it?!

WHY WOUJLD YOU POST A QUESTION LIKE THIS ON AN INTNET MESSAGE BOARD???? :disgust:

I have been "bald eagle" for a year now, but not due to any issue ike this. I love it.

OP-try gold bond powder or even baby powder. Just put some in your undies.

Wait, u seriously baby powder ur balls??

On another topic, can you recommend a decent well price trimming device for the oh, so sensitive area...Normal electrics pull a tad too much and I dont like the idea of a razor blade on my balls...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
This is the most vile thread of all time.

And to the OP, take more than 1 shower. I take 4 showers a day. Everyone should take at least 2, if not, you're disgusting.

Do you have OCD?

Don't worry about him, he's not even real.

 

[Number1]

Do you have a sexualy transmited disease?

Is puss comming out in the vicinity?

Is your lover complaining?

Is the neighbourhood complaining?

If you answered yes to anny of the questions, see a doctor.

If the answer is NO to all the questions, then try sticking your hands in another guy's pants and see if you get the same smell.

Keep us posted.

 

[BooGiMaN]

in situations such as this..it is recommended you burn your wang completely off..this includes the balls as well..thus insuring you will not procreate....

although posting these kinds of threads probably means your a goober and wont get laid anytime soon anyways....but we must make sure..so burn the mofo off....

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Saul.....this kinda makes me glad we've never met.

 

[alien42]

good ol scratch n sniff

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
thank goodness smell-o-vision never got popular on the intraweb

:thumbsup:

 

[Oblivionaire]

Smegma FTL?

 

[monk3y]

Gold Bond your balls

 

[postmortemIA]

change the sex

 

[lizardth]

I love coming home from work and reading stuff like this. It is as good as Comedy Central!

 

[montypythizzle]

zomg ive never had the problem after a hardy long day of work eh somewhat but it still doesnt smell right after a shower

 

[zoiks]

Your cheese grows that fast, eh?

 

[eakers]

are you circumsized?
in my experience non-circumsized penises always have a weird smell.

eta: this is my new favourite thread.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
How come no matter how much I wash and scrub "down there", it still smells, even immediately after drying?

it'll always smell a little, some more than others... it's supposed to. that's why you have pubes (to act as an scent wick).

biology's a bitch sometimes.

 

[postmortemIA]

Originally posted by: eakers
are you circumsized?
in my experience non-circumsized penises always have a weird smell.

eta: this is my new favourite thread.

did you smell them too or only tasted them

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA

Originally posted by: eakers
are you circumsized?
in my experience non-circumsized penises always have a weird smell.

eta: this is my new favourite thread.

did you smell them too or only tasted them

probably both.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
I want to know how you are able to get your nose close enough to smell "down there"?

Stick hand "down there", wait 1 second, pull hand to nose, sniff.

:vomit;

:barf;

stop sticking your hand down there!

How else is he supposed to 'clear the pipes' ? Though the '1 second' may indicate another problem. Maybe a rotted prostate?

 

[Zaitsevs]

Originally posted by: j00fek
get some talcum powder you pig

lololol.


hahahah.

A. shave B. stop scratching and sniffing
C. the other suggestions like powders and crap.

:thumbsup:

 

[jimbob200521]

This thread delivers!! :thumbsup:

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
stop smelling it

FTW!

and dude... you're supposed to keep this kinda stuff to yourself...

 

[moshquerade]

yuck.