Yep. Nobody has ever heard of a Category 5 hitting land before because, obviously, it's never happened until now. It's the fourth Cat-5 hurricane since he's been elected, and he's said the same thing every time.
Did you guys also know that Fred Douglass has been doing some great things, and big water is wet?
Possible Trump word salad - "Guy came up to me. Big guy. Very powerful, with the muscles, very big. Tears running down his face. He said, Sir, thanks to you we now have Category 5! Category 5, Folks. Category 5. Never heard of it before. Tremendously powerful. Very wet. Massively wet water, so wet from this standpoint of the water. Water has never been this wet before. They've never seen it. The winds are tremendous. No one has ever seen winds this tremendous. So tremendous. Very powerful. Category 5 folks, I told them they might even have to do a 6. If Crooked Hillary had won we would only have Category 4s. Trump? Category 5. Very powerful. And wet. Very wide. If Democrats win in 2020, Category 4, folks. Category 3. Low energy. With Trump we are winning again with the hurricanes. Thank you, Mr. Trump!"