Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack

[bigrash]

link

 

[Epic Fail]

Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

 

[Cristatus]

P&N is that-a way ---,
<--------------------------'

 

[OutHouse]

P&N/OT, OT/P&N all the same.

 

[Red Dawn]

Isn't Cheney in need of a Heart Transplant himself?

 

[ondarkness]

awesome!

 

[acemcmac]

wowzerz

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Isn't Cheney in need of a Heart Transplant himself?

It's a conspiracy! Cheney tried to kill the guy to get his heart, but in a most classicaly fated turn of events, misses his shot and damages the heart. He should have used the NSA to do it.

/me removes tin foil hat.

 

[astrosfan90]

Hope this guy pulls through.

This might take a little wind outta the sails of all of those jokes, for better or worse.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Isn't Cheney in need of a Heart Transplant himself?

consipracy theory part XXXXXXL

 

[ondarkness]

Originally posted by: astrosfan90
Hope this guy pulls through.

This might take a little wind outta the sails of all of those jokes, for better or worse.

I think it would just make for a killer punchline.

no pun intended, but welcomed.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

Yep - via shotgun pellets lodged in his heart if you read the article.

They also say the range was about 30 yards - Ouch! I though I had heard 70 to 80 yards, which is getting pretty damn far for bird shot.

 

[monk3y]

Hope he pulls through alright... This story is getting worst and worst.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

Yep - via shotgun pellets lodged in his heart if you read the article.

They also say the range was about 30 yards - Ouch! I though I had heard 70 to 80 yards, which is getting pretty damn far for bird shot.

Actually, it is a single birdshot pellet and the heart attack is described as minor.

Not that any form of heart attack is something to sneeze at.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

Yep - via shotgun pellets lodged in his heart if you read the article.

They also say the range was about 30 yards - Ouch! I though I had heard 70 to 80 yards, which is getting pretty damn far for bird shot.

Actually, it is a single birdshot pellet and the heart attack is described as minor.

From the linked article:
The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday.

That implies multiple pellets to me, but that's nitpicking

Not that any form of heart attack is something to sneeze at.

Yep, particularly at 78. I'm not sure you'd qualify any heart attack as "minor" at that age.

 

[FoBoT]

but he got better

 

[Krazefinn]

No, its not the gunpowder thats contagious, its veep DICK!

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

Yep - via shotgun pellets lodged in his heart if you read the article.

They also say the range was about 30 yards - Ouch! I though I had heard 70 to 80 yards, which is getting pretty damn far for bird shot.

Actually, it is a single birdshot pellet and the heart attack is described as minor.

From the linked article:
The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday.

That implies multiple pellets to me, but that's nitpicking

Yeah, but later in the article it says:

He said there was an irregularity in the heartbeat caused by a birdshot pellet

which implies a single birdshot pellet to me.

 

[waggy]

does it really matter if it was multiple pellets or one?

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

Yep - via shotgun pellets lodged in his heart if you read the article.

They also say the range was about 30 yards - Ouch! I though I had heard 70 to 80 yards, which is getting pretty damn far for bird shot.

Actually, it is a single birdshot pellet and the heart attack is described as minor.

From the linked article:
The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday.

That implies multiple pellets to me, but that's nitpicking

Yeah, but later in the article it says:

He said there was an irregularity in the heartbeat caused by a birdshot pellet

which implies a single birdshot pellet to me.

I know it is nitpicking but it is how bad information gets spread. Like yesterday on the 2 Live Stews Show they said that Cheney shot Whittington three times. When in fact, Whittington was hit by three pellets from a single shot.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: waggy
does it really matter if it was multiple pellets or one?

YES!!!!

I m sorry but this is just funny. The fact that cheney is a heart attack waiting to happen makes it funnieir.

 

[ondarkness]

we all know it was just that "one" magic bullet.

 

[TheAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Isn't Cheney in need of a Heart Transplant himself?

To replace what?

(ok, I just couldnt resist) :evil:

 

[Conky]

I'm glad so many people think it's funny that an old man has a heart attack. :roll:

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Heart disease is transmittable by gunpowder?

Yep - via shotgun pellets lodged in his heart if you read the article.

They also say the range was about 30 yards - Ouch! I though I had heard 70 to 80 yards, which is getting pretty damn far for bird shot.

Actually, it is a single birdshot pellet and the heart attack is described as minor.

From the linked article:
The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday.

That implies multiple pellets to me, but that's nitpicking

Yeah, but later in the article it says:

He said there was an irregularity in the heartbeat caused by a birdshot pellet

which implies a single birdshot pellet to me.

Could be both - multiple pellets in his heart, but one particular one that is causing the irregular heartbeat. Regardless, I don't think the number of pellets is particularly relevant.