Hungry- Man ... Breakfast from Hell!!!

[billandopus]

Don't think that this has been posted before so ... enjoy!

Yow! Super-gross.

Picked this up from another board. Thought i'd share a few laughs ... i'm gonna throw up right about now.

 

[dighn]

it's pretty old actually. but i'm sure there are some who haven't seen it

 

[ApacheXMD]

i'd still eat it

-patchy

 

[imported_Phil]

Heh, I remember seeing ads for something similar when I was in Florida for holiday last October and flicking through the immeasurable amounts of sh!te on TV...

 

[Azraele]

The only thing that looked good to me were the pancakes.

The eggs....blecch.

 

[Amused]

You DO realize that a breakfast of the same type at IHOP or Dennys or any breakfast place is going to have roughly the same nutritional content, right?

 

[FrOsTxxbYtE]

i didn't know they had a breakfast one..gross

 

[geno]

I posted this here a while ago - and for some odd reason felt compelled to read this again over the weekend, so funny be sure to check the McGriddles review too

 

[Amused]

Great filler!

There's nothing inherently wrong with the pancakes other than their rather dubious choice in company. I've really got nothing at all to say about them. I like my paragraphs to at least look impressive on the skim-through, so I'd really hate to have to end this one so soon. My hope is that you're not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip. If that's the case, it affords me the chance to type totally off-topic, random words just for the sake of making this bitch seem lengthy. I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris. Oh, now to make a paragraph-ending sentence that makes the rest appear like it was consequential. That bacon was really greasy!

 

[Jeff7]

Wow. That's enough food to keep me going for a full day.

 

[Amused]

McGriddles:
http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0807/

 

[Reliant]

I bet it still tastes good.

 

[TheAudit]

For-People-On-The-Go-Who-Know-What-They-Like-And-Want-And-What-They-Want-Is-A-Lot-Of-Prefab-Food

From Swansons, the maker of good eats since 1892, comes the breakfast of champions! You have a busy lifestyle and you don't always have the time to prepare a full, satisfying and large breakfast for yourself. That's where Swansons, the maker of good eats since 1892, comes in.

Swansons, the maker of good eats since 1892, is here with the HUNGRYMAN ALL-DAY BREAKFAST! Over 1 full pound of manly man foods! You have 4 Grade A farm fresh extra large eggs, scrambled, 3 big Sausagette (real meat byproducts) links, 3 strips of raccoon bacon (it's better than pork bacon, just watch out for the gristle), hash brown potatoes (powdered potato extract, just add two tablespoons of water and you won't notice the difference) and 3 large fluffy pancakes (just like Uncle Michael Jackson used to make!).

Swanson, the maker of good eats since 1892, has come through again! With just one All-Day Breakfast you have a full 36 grams of protein and many valuable vitamins and minerals. Heck, the All Day Breakfast is even good for dieters because after eating this you probably won't need to eat again for a week.

You know you want it! Look for it today at 7Elevens everywhere!

 

[Regs]

Well if there is one thing we can talk new about is the authors writing style.

"Holy sh*t .Holy Holy Sh*t." --
"Fill your bowl full of jelly with a tray full of dead animals and chicken miscarriages" --
"I've never seen a company who uses the 'percentages based on a 2,000 calorie diet' chart actually admit that one serving of their stuff tallies in with 231% of your daily cholesterol allotment"--

Apparently, this author never went to TJ Max's NJ and ordered the lumberjack. 5 slabs of bacon, 6 "cakes" of pancakes staked high and thick, 6 sausages, 3 eggs, a muffin, with 3 huge waffles with a scoop of butter on top.

That will last ya a few months.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: geno
I posted this here a while ago - and for some odd reason felt compelled to read this again over the weekend, so funny be sure to check the McGriddles review too

got a link to the mcgriddle? i looked but cant find it.