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Humorous Top Ten lists...

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slick230

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THE TOP TEN MOST ANTICIPATED UPCOMING ANIME MOVIES

10) "Wacky High School Dating Relationship 4: Comical Misunderstanding Mayhem"
9) "Demon Dick versus Satan's Tentacled Flower Labia "
8) "Princess Metal Panties 6: Nine Frames of Repeated Animation Cels in Space"
7) "Enchanted Land of Children With Very Large Heads"
6) "Sex Fantasy Ultimate Adventure: Every Female Secretly Wants to be Raped By Men in Business Suits and Dark Sunglasses"
5) "The Adventures of Comic Relief Sidekick Creature Who Floats and Has Huge Eyes"
4) "What's Going On In the School's Basement? Part III: Don't Go In the School's Basement!"
3) "Neo-Tokyo Gets Blown Up In Slow Motion With a Nuclear Bomb Volume 5938"
2) "Giant Robots Piloted By Grade School Students versus The Brother-In-Law of the Alien Menace"
1) "Mother Nature Gets Pissed Off and Destroys Buildings Part 458387293"

THE TOP TEN MOST USELESS SUPERHEROES

10) The Man with Two Lungs
9) Cap'n Grammar Captain
8) Alabaman
7) Mr. "I Was Dosed With Radioactive Rays In An Attempt to Gain Incredible Superpowers But Instead All I Got Was Testicular Cancer"
6) The Visible Ghost
5) Snowman
4) The Incredible Shrinking Giant
3) Doctor Tangram
2) The Human Crouton
1) Cypher

THE TOP TEN RINGS MORE WORTHLESS THAN CAPTAIN PLANET'S "HEART RING"

10) The Ring of Scrubbing Bubbles
9) Kirk Cameron's Career Tracking Ring
8) "The Ring" Ring
7) The Ring of Lemony Freshness
6) The Geocities "Small Wonder" Fan Site Ring
5) Barnum and Bailey's Five Enchanted Rings of Exotic Abused Animals
4) Courtney Love's Wedding Ring
3) The Ring of New Car Smell
2) Louie Anderson's Cock Ring
1) Gary Glitter's Child Pornography Ring

THE TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR REALITY TV SHOWS

10) "Behind the Scenes at Rand McNally's: Uncut and Uncensored"
9) "Straight Eye For the Fry Guy"
8) "The World's Greatest Forum Posts"
7) "Michigan's Sexiest Bank Statements"
6) "A Journey Through Bill O' Reilly's Colon"
5) "America's Most Eligible IRC Bachelors"
4) "Extreme Taxidermy"
3) "When ATM Transactions Go Bad"
2) "America's Most Prudest Drivers"
1) "Who Wants to be a Webmaster?"

THE TOP 10 MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAMES FROM THE YEAR 2013

10) "The Sims: Ultimate Party Backyard Vacation Adventure Construction Kit Expansion 58: BBQ Grill Fiesta"
9) "Escape From the Planet of the Washed Out, Blurry Textures"
8) "Nintendo's Classic Retro Arcade DX DS EX NAACP: We'll Keep Rerunning the Same Games For Every Platform As Long As You Faggots Keep Buying Them"
7) "Everquest VII: Pay Sony $30 a Month So You Can Spend 10 Hours a Day Working Online"
6) "Incomprehensible Bizarre Japanese Puzzle 3"
5) "Vin Diesel's 'Soylent Green'"
4) "Pokemon Retirement Center Arena"
3) "Aliens versus Predator versus Game-Stopping Polygon Clipping Problems"
2) "Lara Croft Versus the Hot Flashes"
1) "Duke Nukem: Forever"

THE TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR RESTARAUNTS

10) The AIM Cafe
9) If You Can Eat It, You Can Keep It
8) The Fantabulous Ham Tunnel
7) Stabby's Organ Trough
6) I Can't Believe It's Not Living!
5) Michael Jackson's Freakish Floating Disembodied Nose Buffet
4) PMScargo's
3) Captain Archie Slaughter's Burrito Whorehouse
2) Tapioca Pit
1) PETA Burger
 
What GTA3 taught me.

Being in a gang, crew, or mafia can get you killed WAY too easily.

If you break the law, and the cops don't get you, and the FBI doesn't get you, the military will bring in tanks and run over you.

Never play with grenades in an enclosed space.

Molotov cocktails may be fun, but if you're not careful you can catch on fire.

Hookers take your money.

Doing a double backflip with a barrel roll off a cliff is cool... until the end.

25 rounds of ammunition seems like alot of ammo until you have 26 opponents.

Don't try to snipe people while standing on the sidewalk. You'll never see the billy club coming.

Busses are too slow to out run cop cars. Sports cars aren't heavy enough to run through cop cars.

You can't fly a plane without wings. At least not for very long.
 
i liked:

7) Mr. "I Was Dosed With Radioactive Rays In An Attempt to Gain Incredible Superpowers But Instead All I Got Was Testicular Cancer"
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edited: i agree with the above post - it wasnt funny overall
 
Originally posted by: slick230
THE TOP TEN MOST ANTICIPATED UPCOMING ANIME MOVIES

10) "Wacky High School Dating Relationship 4: Comical Misunderstanding Mayhem"
Overrated.
9) "Demon Dick versus Satan's Tentacled Flower Labia "
Got this one on preorder.
8) "Princess Metal Panties 6: Nine Frames of Repeated Animation Cels in Space"
Too much like a chastity belt
7) "Enchanted Land of Children With Very Large Heads"
Wrong appendage.
6) "Sex Fantasy Ultimate Adventure: Every Female Secretly Wants to be Raped By Men in Business Suits and Dark Sunglasses"
Wrong,#9 is.
5) "The Adventures of Comic Relief Sidekick Creature Who Floats and Has Huge Eyes"
Made by Disney
4) "What's Going On In the School's Basement? Part III: Don't Go In the School's Basement!"
That's an after school special.
3) "Neo-Tokyo Gets Blown Up In Slow Motion With a Nuclear Bomb Volume 5938"
Still a favorite of people born between 1920 and 1927
2) "Giant Robots Piloted By Grade School Students versus The Brother-In-Law of the Alien Menace"
Doesn't sound half bad.
1) "Mother Nature Gets Pissed Off and Destroys Buildings Part 458387293"
This one takes place in Florida... again.


THE TOP 10 MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAMES FROM THE YEAR 2013

10) "The Sims: Ultimate Party Backyard Vacation Adventure Construction Kit Expansion 58: BBQ Grill Fiesta"
If this were real, it'd sell
9) "Escape From the Planet of the Washed Out, Blurry Textures"
Optimized for the GeforceFX!
8) "Nintendo's Classic Retro Arcade DX DS EX NAACP: We'll Keep Rerunning the Same Games For Every Platform As Long As You Faggots Keep Buying Them"
Don't knock it, it pays the bills.
7) "Everquest VII: Pay Sony $30 a Month So You Can Spend 10 Hours a Day Working Online"
You mispelled "crack"
6) "Incomprehensible Bizarre Japanese Puzzle 3"
Now in FLASH!
5) "Vin Diesel's 'Soylent Green'"
Atleast he's not doins something stupid like breakdancing...
4) "Pokemon Retirement Center Arena"
I thought this wasn't coming out until 2065
3) "Aliens versus Predator versus Game-Stopping Polygon Clipping Problems"
Coming out for the PS5!
2) "Lara Croft Versus the Hot Flashes"
Plastic Surgery wins!
1) "Duke Nukem: Forever"
Delayed until 2014
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