humorous sayings of the common man

[LordRaiden]

Over the years I've run into a lot of very funny things that people have said. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes accidentilly with no intention of making a funny.

"If you're not bleeding, you're not having enough fun" - Captain Cambodia from Counterstrike, the game.
"it's all fun and games till someone looses a tooth, then it's hockey." - Unknown
"If it ain't broken, your still going in" - Steve Baker, Grande Ledge Football coach
"If it ain't raining, we ain't training." - Old army saying. Famous among drill sergeants.

Anybody else got any to add to this?

 

[LordRaiden]

Eh, nobody has any?

 

[brtspears2]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home" - Cartman

Explains why no one wants to post in this.

 

[Jzero]

Most of the ones I find funny aren't funny at all taken out of context or if you don't know the person.

 

[radioouman]

"1995 Ford Mustang Preview"

 

[Viper GTS]

Dammit Gregg, quit jerking off! - My mother, frustrated by my obsession with the gas pedal during my early driving days. She apparently didn't like acceleration.



Viper GTS

 

[Radiohead]

640K ought to be enough for anybody -- Bill Gates

 

[bGIveNs33]

In one of the Maryland sniper threads.... someone called him a

"awp camp whore"


I laughed for 2 weeks at that one.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

camping awp whore !!! haha!

llama!!!!!!!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"I scanned your mom lastnight.... I found 384 viruses in her RAM pipeline. " --Beau (I was laughing for an hour at work from this one)

"Everyone should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink."
"Once in the forests of Afghanistan I lost by bottle opener and had to survive on food and water alone"
"Madam, no child it tough if you boil them for three and a half hours"
--WC Fields

(my sig quote)

"Elvira's greatest hits. HITS! I SAID HITS!" --Elvira (say it out loud to get it)

"I wish we could just grow wings and fly out of here"
"Suit yourself, I'm in no hurry to become an angel soon"
--Gunsmith Cats (Bill and Rally during a shoot out)

"If a man says something in the forest, and a women isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?" --The Man Show

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth"If a man says something in the forest, and a women isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?" --The Man Show

HAHAHAHA!

Oh, can I ever relate to that!

 

[Budmantom]

Winning an argument online is like winning a race at the special olympics, you won but your still a retard.

 

[SaltBoy]

We made out in a tree and this old guy sat and watched us