Humorous computer double entendre "rap"

[Thyme]

I only spent a few minutes on this, but I hope you enjoy. It's filled with many double entendres. I'm sure there are more I could... um... squeeze in there, but I'm too lazy. By the way, my friends and I have decided my "rap" name is Gransmasta Punsta.

Chorus:
You got da bandwidth?
I got the pipe size!
You got da bandwidth?
I got da pipe size!

Hey hey hey
BabyATX
Use your lubricant for cooling?
Must be my second guess

Your lifestyle I can see
Connecting Male and Female IDE
Put your head in my laptop
My Dongle doesn't flop

(Chorus)

Woah! 17/F?
YOu must be clocked higher
Cause you're runnin' hot
And I'm a cheap buyer

Hey! How many at a thyme?
That appeals to me
Damn girl
You must have RAID Hotswappable IDE

(Chorus)

Sorry I don't remember your name
I hope you don't hate me
I just had pretty crappy
Generic memory

That's not my thing
Can't you see?
I like the CPU
Not to C U P

(Chorus)

My sound system is damn tight
It keeps the block up all damn night
So, girl, you can throw away your vibe'
Get real close... It's subwoofer time.

See my floppy disk?
See my hard drive?
Not the eject button so fast!
Oh crap!
Drag that into the trash...

(Chorus)

The end...

And no, I'm not a pervert, I was just bored.

 

[rangeLife]

i find it odd that you would take time to make this.

 

[Thyme]

It only took a few minutes. Better than another babe thread

 

[GhettoFob]

<< It only took a few minutes. Better than another babe thread >>


no it's not

 

[Thyme]

Well, can't say I didn't try. Wait, you could, since I didn't

 

[Danman]

You must have been very bored to think of this.......

 

[Pretender]

don't quit your day job

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Well this conforts me that i am not the lowest of the geeks here


peace
sean